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Song Parodies -> "Text To a Morris Widow"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Mother, Hello Faddah"

Original Performer:

Allan Sherman

Parody Song Title:

"Text To a Morris Widow"

Parody Written by:

Phil Carmichael

The Lyrics

This parody will strike a chord with English Morris Dancers who attend weekend 'Ring Meetings' with members of other sides. Indoor camping is usuual often in buildings which have to be done up to be condemned. Warm strong ale flows freely and dancing takes place after the men have consumed copious amounts pickled onions, baked beans and hot curry! The song is set in the middle of the second night. A desperate morris man is tring to send a text message to his long suffering wife to rescue him.
Hello missus, hello farters,
To this Ring Meeting I'm a martyr.
Toxic toilets, smells not waning
But they say they'll be fresh air when they put drains in.

Drinking Morlands seems quite wreckless
And we're all now nearly legless.
You remember Leonard Skinner
He got alcohol poisoning last night after dinner!

We've been lusting for a waitress
Dropping cutlery she retreiv-es
She ignores keeping busy
But one squire declined the sight cos he's a sissy.
Now I don't want this to scare yer
In his hot quilt he's quite bare yeh.
We have named him Ivor Hardy
After last night's dawn excurrsion to the kazzie.

Take me home, no more a martyr
I can't sleep from all the farters
Don't leave me, that squire's begun to stare
I might get eaten by him bare.
Take me home I promise I will not make noise
When I return with all the boys
Oh please take me away

Dearest sweetheart, darling missus
You're so precious, you're delicious.
Let me come home if you miss me
I will even let your mother hug and kiss me.

Wait a minute it's started pouring
Won't be dancing in the morning.
In a tavern with a beverage.
So my darling missus disregard this message!

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theDarlin'Mrs - July 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Yes, I am indeed quite delicious . . .

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