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Song Parodies -> "Rejected"

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Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

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Parody Written by:

The Great Karlando

The Lyrics

Well she's grade A, piece of ass, I'm a dork
I'm gonna be rejected
She's a sexy lil' cutie that I'd love to pork
I'm gonna be rejected
She wants an athlete, I just play chess
I'm gonna be rejected
They're all gonna laugh, I'll take it I guess
I'm gonna be rejected, rejected, rejected

My pants are pulled way up, my suspenders snap
I'm gonna be rejected
She only likes guys who buy their clothes at the gap
I'm gonna be rejected, rejected, rejected
Ain't gonna be selected
By everyone at the Benjamin Franklin Senior High School

I'm gonna get shot down, spend my prom night at home
I'm gonna be rejected
Me and my gamecube, and a stack of porn
I'm gonna be rejected, rejected, rejected
Ain't gonna be selected, respected, molested
I'm gonna be rejected, rejected

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