-> "Toy's Inn"
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Verse 1: On leave, last night
Dolls love, G.I.’s
One night, won’t kill
Have fun, sure will
Chorus: Oh c’mon Barbie, just forget about Ken (who’s Ken?)
I want your body, it makes sense cuz I am so hot
I will not miss you, cuz we won’t meet again (again)
I bet your bendy, take those hips to the glamorous Toy’s Inn
The Toy’s Inn always accepts guests
The Toy’s Inn! Where I play with your toy chest
Verse 2: Struck out, who cares?
More dolls, more fair
Found one, new plan
Red head, name’s Ann
Chorus: Throw off your apron and roll down your stockings (stockings)
I’ve always wondered if the “bad thread” matches the yarn
Why aren’t you blinking? Tell me what’s so shocking (shocking)
I’m on a mission, to get you to the fabulous Toy’s Inn
The Toy’s Inn always helps us out
The Toy’s Inn! I hear that Raggedies put out
Verse 3: Last chance (last chance)
One lewd, Furby!
Chorus: I’m really desp’rate so this Furby will do (will do)
I cannot hold her, cuz her hair is causing a rash
She won’t stop talking, I say S-T-F-U! (F-U!)
I want relations, so I’ll head to the really cheap Toy’s Inn!
The Toy’s Inn’s always got a deal
The Toy’s Inn! That’s really all the appeal
Chorus: I’m sleeping lonely, I’ve got no one to touch (to touch)
I promise Barbie, that I won’t whine ‘bout your hard butt
No really Annie, that is not too much blush (too much)
I would call Furby, but that voice got banned from the Toy’s Inn
Yeah! Plus last time I ‘bout choked on hair!
Outro: Better luck at Toys R’ Us
Maybe get some toy on us
And their breakfast is a plus
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