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Song Parodies -> "Erected"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Must de-tenderize my meat, firm it up
I wanna be erected
'Cause my Yankee Doodle Dandy must be firm to schtup
I wanna be erected
She wants me woody, not soft and limp
I wanna be erected
Gotta buy some Viagra 'cause my thing's a gimp
I wanna be erected, erected, erected

Many years ago, 'twas easy to get hard
I wanna be erected
But now my nether parts are flabby just like lard
I wanna be erected, erected, erected
Yeah, to screw ya I gotta be erected
Every man in the United States of America
Knows that if your one ain't feeling very warm
You gotta get erected
Small blue pills? Forever youthful dong!
We're gonna be erected, erected, erected
Respected, accepted, not rejected
I wanna be erected, erected

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Meriadoc - September 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Wow - I can't believe no one came up with this idea before. Congrats on being the first. This is a real stand up parody! ;)
Peregrin - September 20, 2012 - Report this comment
'Outstanding', lol. Perhaps your name should be 'Hu's UP first'...? :)

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