Song Parodies -> Wonder How Postal Feels
| Original Song Title: | "Under My Wheels" |
| Original Performer: | Alice Cooper |
| Parody Song Title: | "Wonder How Postal Feels" |
| Parody Written by: | Fred Snider |
And the hits just keep on comin'! Alice Cooper is a DJ now. You can find him by putting "Alice Cooper Nights" in Google. I always try to inform the original artists of my parodies, as an artistic courtesy, but none reply....
The garden gnomes are singin',
The pink flamingos hum,
I'm standing in the Post Office,
With a loaded gun!
You're asking me for some stamps, now,
I don't know what else to do, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
So I reach under the counter,
And way deep down in my boot!
'Cause when you're looking down the barrel of,
My .357 magnum,
And then I open fire into the crowd,
They must've thought that I was really duuuuuuuuuuuumb!
The garden gnomes are singin'
The pink flamingos hum,
I'm hiding from the law, now,
Guess that's just life on-the-run!
Guess that's, guess that's, guess that's, guess that's,
Just life on the run!
The garden gnomes are singing,
The pink flamingos hum,
I'm back in the Post Office,
With another gun!
If I shoot all the people here,
Then shoot myself in the head, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
They won't be able to arrest me,
'Cause I'll be already dead!
Yeah, yeah!
I'll be already dead!
Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.... etc....
The pink flamingos hum,
I'm standing in the Post Office,
With a loaded gun!
You're asking me for some stamps, now,
I don't know what else to do, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
So I reach under the counter,
And way deep down in my boot!
'Cause when you're looking down the barrel of,
My .357 magnum,
And then I open fire into the crowd,
They must've thought that I was really duuuuuuuuuuuumb!
The garden gnomes are singin'
The pink flamingos hum,
I'm hiding from the law, now,
Guess that's just life on-the-run!
Guess that's, guess that's, guess that's, guess that's,
Just life on the run!
The garden gnomes are singing,
The pink flamingos hum,
I'm back in the Post Office,
With another gun!
If I shoot all the people here,
Then shoot myself in the head, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
They won't be able to arrest me,
'Cause I'll be already dead!
Yeah, yeah!
I'll be already dead!
Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.... etc....
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Going "postal" all right!! Another great satire from you , Fred! Shooting off 555's!!
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