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Song Parodies -> "No More Mrs. Kotlawski"

Original Song Title:

"No More Mr. Nice Guy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"No More Mrs. Kotlawski"

Parody Written by:

Sean Peters

The Lyrics

I used to be an awesome student
Till my Sophomore year
I got 100's on all my bio quizzes
I almost into AP

Then I started Chemistry
I got to meet.... the worst
Chemistry teacher in Jay and now
I'm failing Chem.

No more Mrs.Kotlawski!
No more Mrs. Bi-i-i-itch!
No more Mrs.Kotlawski!
She's sick she's obe-e-e-es!

I got some 60's and a couple of 50's
I'm failing her class... because
She doesn't teach us anything and I'm
Hating her

No more Mrs.Kotlawski!
No more Mrs. Bi-i-i-itch!
No more Mrs.Kotlawski!
She's sick she's obe-e-e-es!

Ms. Kotlawski gave us homework today
It's the last day of class
She put some notes up on the Smart Board
Then asked her this
"Ms. Kotlawski could you make the font bigger"
Then the fat lady rose
She said "No I will not. You should go to the
eye doctor."

No more Mrs.Kotlawski!
No more Mrs. Bi-i-i-itch!
No more Mrs.Kotlawski!
She's sick she's obe-e-e-es!

No more Mrs.Kotlawski!
No more Mrs. Bi-i-i-itch!
No more Mrs.Kotlawski!
She's sick she's obe-e-e-es!
E-e-e-ese!
E-e-e-ese!
Whoo!

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Mark Scotti - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I read she moved up a grade. Aren't you getting her again, next year? LOL!!!! Funny stuff. Goes well with mine the other day: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/theromantics14.shtml

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