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Song Parodies -> "There's Never Brains Except For Those Abnormal"

Original Song Title:

"It Never Rains In Southern California"

Original Performer:

Albert Hammond

Parody Song Title:

"There's Never Brains Except For Those Abnormal"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

just this morn, a gent named kevin went to heaven
didn't blink before deciding what to do
oh ! ...sent igor for the duty
bring me back the booty...accrued...from this dude

seems there's never brains except for those abnormal
seems they often have one violent quirk or more
there's never brains completely normal
a mind, nice and formal...they're poor...man, they're poor

i get to work...open the head
the innards i inspect...i'm filled with dread
its under par...its underbred
experiment blown !
there's never brains completely normal
a mind, nice and formal...they're poor...man, they're poor

when i delved into this dome...i nearly fainted
he appears a cultured bloke...and not a flake
gee ! ...i've found the perfect bounty
the best in the whole county
he seems OK...he seems OK

seems there's never brains except for those abnormal
seems they often have one violent quirk or more
there's never brains completely normal
a mind, nice and formal...they're poor...man, they're poor





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Greg D'Silva - August 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Brilliant - liked the Frankenstein vibe
Jason - August 12, 2008 - Report this comment
This is really good! Well done!
alvin - August 12, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks greg and jason...glad you both enjoyed
2Eagle - August 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Brainy parody.
alvin - August 12, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks 2eagle
Peregrin - August 12, 2008 - Report this comment
I swear alvin, you are one warped individual! Great work again!
Tim Mayfield - August 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Wonderful! This is a matter dear to my head. It did seem a bit short to me... could have repeated it again for more story. :)
alvin - August 13, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks peregrin and tim
Meriadoc - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
I tell ya - stop lookin' for good brains in California... ;-)
alvin - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks merry...hasn't been a good brain in california since ya left
littleToweress - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, I thought of you last night, having attended 42 ~GD~ concerts, as I went to see ~TOWER OF POWER~ at San Mateo county Fair!! 8-13-08 marked their 40th anniversary . . . They were awesome!! Mucho gray-haired dudes !! There was as much testosterone in that arena, as there was at the Sierra Stampede!! < Ay, Cohiba >
alvin - August 15, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks littleToweress....glad to hear TOP are still around...i'm a big fan of bay area music
littleToweress - August 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Avin, check out the local Fair scene, I know that they perform at SMC fair for a number of years. Stephen McKenzie Cook (Doc), an original T-O-P, still rocks! And the lead singer does a lot of James Brown & funky soul . . . . oh, the 70's !! CowboyJim loved the finalee: "You're Still a Young Man" that made his day!! All the dudes went crazzzzzy!
Toweress - August 15, 2008 - Report this comment
PS: we saw Hulk Hogan there! Yeah, he came as a spectator! His voice is the same; he started as a crazzzzzy cheerLeader at the games here. He's somewhat 'deflated' now, though, similar to Gov.Arnold.
alvin - August 15, 2008 - Report this comment
sounds like a great time

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