Song Parodies -> There's Never Brains Except For Those Abnormal
| Original Song Title: | "It Never Rains In Southern California" |
| Original Performer: | Albert Hammond |
| Parody Song Title: | "There's Never Brains Except For Those Abnormal" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
just this morn, a gent named kevin went to heaven
didn't blink before deciding what to do
oh ! ...sent igor for the duty
bring me back the booty...accrued...from this dude
seems there's never brains except for those abnormal
seems they often have one violent quirk or more
there's never brains completely normal
a mind, nice and formal...they're poor...man, they're poor
i get to work...open the head
the innards i inspect...i'm filled with dread
its under par...its underbred
experiment blown !
there's never brains completely normal
a mind, nice and formal...they're poor...man, they're poor
when i delved into this dome...i nearly fainted
he appears a cultured bloke...and not a flake
gee ! ...i've found the perfect bounty
the best in the whole county
he seems OK...he seems OK
seems there's never brains except for those abnormal
seems they often have one violent quirk or more
there's never brains completely normal
a mind, nice and formal...they're poor...man, they're poor
didn't blink before deciding what to do
oh ! ...sent igor for the duty
bring me back the booty...accrued...from this dude
seems there's never brains except for those abnormal
seems they often have one violent quirk or more
there's never brains completely normal
a mind, nice and formal...they're poor...man, they're poor
i get to work...open the head
the innards i inspect...i'm filled with dread
its under par...its underbred
experiment blown !
there's never brains completely normal
a mind, nice and formal...they're poor...man, they're poor
when i delved into this dome...i nearly fainted
he appears a cultured bloke...and not a flake
gee ! ...i've found the perfect bounty
the best in the whole county
he seems OK...he seems OK
seems there's never brains except for those abnormal
seems they often have one violent quirk or more
there's never brains completely normal
a mind, nice and formal...they're poor...man, they're poor
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Brilliant - liked the Frankenstein vibe
This is really good! Well done!
thanks greg and jason...glad you both enjoyed
Brainy parody.
thanks 2eagle
I swear alvin, you are one warped individual! Great work again!
Wonderful! This is a matter dear to my head. It did seem a bit short to me... could have repeated it again for more story. :)
thanks peregrin and tim
I tell ya - stop lookin' for good brains in California... ;-)
thanks merry...hasn't been a good brain in california since ya left
Sir Alvin, I thought of you last night, having attended 42 ~GD~ concerts, as I went to see ~TOWER OF POWER~ at San Mateo county Fair!! 8-13-08 marked their 40th anniversary . . . They were awesome!! Mucho gray-haired dudes !! There was as much testosterone in that arena, as there was at the Sierra Stampede!! < Ay, Cohiba >
thanks littleToweress....glad to hear TOP are still around...i'm a big fan of bay area music
Sir Avin, check out the local Fair scene, I know that they perform at SMC fair for a number of years. Stephen McKenzie Cook (Doc), an original T-O-P, still rocks! And the lead singer does a lot of James Brown & funky soul . . . . oh, the 70's !! CowboyJim loved the finalee: "You're Still a Young Man" that made his day!! All the dudes went crazzzzzy!
PS: we saw Hulk Hogan there! Yeah, he came as a spectator! His voice is the same; he started as a crazzzzzy cheerLeader at the games here. He's somewhat 'deflated' now, though, similar to Gov.Arnold.
sounds like a great time
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