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Song Parodies -> "You're Never Sane With Paranoia"

Original Song Title:

"It Never Rains In California"

Original Performer:

Albert Hammond

Parody Song Title:

"You're Never Sane With Paranoia"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

gonna board that doc's couch six PM to seven
he thinks that my delusions hold a clue
ooh...he speaks of insecurities
creatin' all my miseries
rings true...sure rings true

seems you're never sane when you have paranoia
seems i've often heard dark voices talk before
you're never sane with paranoia
the strain just annoys ya
it blows...man, it blows

out of whack
i'm out of my head
sadly circumspect
and filled with dread
i'm always watched
suspicion's bred
they spy in my home
you're never sane with paranoia
the demons employ ya
they score...man, they score

i might end up in a homey quiet haven
i often think my sanity's at stake
wheeeeee...i yell cause they have found me
and gee, they sure hound me
gimme a break...gimme a break

seems you're never sane when you have paranoia
though it really seems absurd to squawk and roar
you're never sane with paranoia
with no hope to buoy ya
its war...man, its war






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Michael Pacholek - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm out to get you... these three fives!
Rex - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
This is good and that ain't no delusion...555.
alvin rhodes - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks michael and rick
Lionel Mertens - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I here ya 5's
Lionel Mertens - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
ALVIN RHODES needs to CHILLAX.
AFW - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I believe these three fives beats a pair-anoia
alvin rhodes - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks lionel and AFW
Meriadoc - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Good job Alvin!
R. S. Leergaard - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Flows along quite well. And quite funny. I might put a 'do' in this line, after sure, but that's just me. 'and gee, they sure hound me'
Johnny D - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Did writing this parody drown-out the evil voices in your head? ;-) 555 mg of Parodizine.
Paul Robinson - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow! Hey, alvin - this sounds like what happened the other night when I wrote those 5 really strange parodies to "Crown of Creation"...lol...& "wheeeeee", fur shure....5's ~ ~ ~

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