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Song Parodies -> "Stocks Today"

Original Song Title:

"Walk This Way"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Stocks Today"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

Enron lover, always hiding neath the covers
Till stocks crashed downhill we say
They aint said nothin' on one knew they were bluffin'
They refused to change their ways.
I met a stock holder, the air was a little bit colder
Oh, the times I could not worry.
Cuase the best things of money, well I'll tell ya here honey,
Only was in a little hurry. Getting blury.

Seasaw balance with the boys in the stocks.
And your cash going up in the air.
I say hey, honey money, With your market, seems
so funny, in the middle of the cashflow stair.
So they took a big chance at the sealed fates dance.
By acting like everything was okay.
Wasn't me they were fooling, cause I knew they
were drooling, And I knew the stocks would
crash that day, yeah, they lied about the

Stocks today! Stocks today!
Stocks today! Stocks today!
Stocks today! Stocks today!
Stocks today! Stocks today!

Only was in a little hurry.
Getting blury. Oooh... ahh!

Billfold squeezer, with a nose like a tweezer
Little red line's going down the chart
There was three old men in the Enron meeting
And they obviously had no hearts.
I was a sky high investor, never got my money
Until the people at Enron got me p****d
Till the next door neighbor asked a little favor
And we all got Enron's death cold kiss
yeah, just like this.

Seasaw balance with the boys in the stocks.
And your cash going up in the air.
I say hey, honey money, With your market, seems
so funny, in the middle of the cashflow stair.
So they took a big chance at the sealed fates dance.
By acting like everything was okay.
Wasn't me they were fooling, cause I knew they
were drooling, And I knew the stocks would
crash that day, yeah, they lied about the

Stocks today! Stocks today!
Stocks today! Stocks today!
Stocks today! Stocks today!
Stocks today! Stocks today!
And we all got Enron's death cold kiss
yeah, just like this.

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