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Song Parodies -> "Jamie's Got a Stump"

Original Song Title:

"Janie's Got a Gun"

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Parody Song Title:

"Jamie's Got a Stump"

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The Lyrics

Came across a couple of threadsfor Game of Thrones Songs; this was one of the better titles
Dum, dum, Jamie, what have they done
Dum, dum,dum, it's been ground to a nub
Dum, dum Jamie what have they done
Dum, dum it astounds

Ooh aughh, ooh aughh, auggghhhh ...

Jamie's got a stump
Jamie's got a stump
The damn scene made us jump
That fooker made him his chump
What did that bastard do
Why did he cleave and hew
They said when Jamie mentioned Tywin
His captor up and went insane
But we never saw it comin"
Now that Jamie's got a stump
His sword hand never be the same

Jamie's got a stump
Jamie's got a stump
His fever's yet to run
On his horse he starts to slump

Tell me how Locke sliced thru
Why did that madman hew
He hacked a little above the wristey
The man just up and went insane (ow, ow OW, ow)
They say that Jamie's snarky blunder
Caused his right hand to be sundered
His left will have to be retrained

Slip away, slip away from the pain
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
Slip away, slip away from the pain
(yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Fade away, fade away, fade, fade away

Jami's got a stump
Jami's got a stump
His fog days have just begun
Now everybody can see him slump

What can big Breanne do?
Hear Jamie's past point of view
She had too cradle him so easy
And call him by his given name
He said 'cause now I've seen the darkness
I'll cease to deal in snarkness
I ain't never gonna be the same*

Run away, run away from the vain
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Grow away, grow away from the vain
(yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Grow away, grow away, grow grow away

Jamie's got a stump
Jamie's got a stump
Jamie's got a stump
Everybody can see him slump
Jamie's got a stump
His fog days have just begun
Everybody can see him slump
Cause Jamie's got a stump ...

*This near death episode clearly changed Jamie from a completely vain and snarky character into a more noble albeit still snarky individual

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CML - October 16, 2018 - Report this comment
Here were some other titles from this GOT songs thread. Feel free to use any of these ....... (Mom) I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight; Tiny Lann'ster; When a Half-Man Loves A Woman; Everybody Wants To Seize The Throne; He Aint Heavy, He's My Hodor; Hold Door (They're Coming); Bran On The Run; Khal Me Maybe; Drogo's Breaking my Heart; Dont Go Taking My Head; Take His Head Off His Shoulders; Old Town Funk; Do ya Think I'm Cersei; Wilding! (From Wild Thing); I Fought The Boar (And The Boar Won)
Stuart McArthur - October 18, 2018 - Report this comment
Great title sub and clever words CML, and some genius title subs in that thread you mentioned. Where is that thread? 555
CML - October 19, 2018 - Report this comment
If you're a GOT fan, check out my second offering, "Khaleesi In The Sky With Dragons" ... As for that thread, I do believe I gleaned the best titles from it, but if you're still intrigued ... Google up #Gameofthronessongs; THEN look for a Google link with the name "Kurt Schlichter" on it, which takes you to a listing of about 8 hash tag games, including GOT songs That's the only way to get to it
CML - October 19, 2018 - Report this comment
My last name is Stark, which is why I got hooked into this series. In order to avoid duplication, be advised that I have already done these titles -- It's the End of The Starks as We Know Them; Red Wedding; Tyrion, My Wayward Son; The Starks Gonna Do It Again; and "Ygritt-ey Love" based on Zappa's "Dirty Love." ........ And then there's a brilliant title I borrowed from Phil Alexander, "Total Eclipse Of The Starks." Probably shouldn't have done that, but I couldn't help myself --- I needed that third song to complete my "Trilogy of Mourning" for the Red Wedding"

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