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Song Parodies -> "For Your Eyes Only"

Original Song Title:

"Same Old Song And Dance"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"For Your Eyes Only"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

After taking a look at the number of Bond parodies I'd done plus the number of days left in this month, I realized that I was behind schedule due to the number of times Chucky G had delayed updating the site, so that means there will be more than one (non-bonus) parodies put out in one day. That being said, our next stop on the Bond History Month tour takes us into the 80's - 1981, to be exact. Did you know that this film was the only Bond film to show the singer singing the theme song during the title sequence? That aside, enjoy the parody!
James offed an old foe, got his revenge,
A girl’s parents murdered, now she will avenge.
They won’t let complications go to their head,
In this fierce altercation, folks will wind up dead!

It’s For Your Eyes Only,
For Your Eyes Only, James Bond!

It’s For Your Eyes Only,
For Your Eyes Only, James Bond!

Thugs stole a computer; Bond’s got his gun,
Those villains ain’t gonna ruin his fun!
I say, love ain’t the same when you’re flirtin’ with death,
You could try, but you’re soon gonna draw your last breath!

It’s For Your Eyes Only,
For Your Eyes Only, James Bond!

It’s For Your Eyes Only,
Your Eyes Only!
For Your Eyes Only!

[guitar solo]

Thugs come a-knockin’,
Load & lockin’,
Bond’s the selection
From 00 section,
He’s gonna stop ‘em,
He’s gonna drop ‘em,
Won’t lose the game
When the guns are aimed at him!
No way!

[guitar solo]

James Bond never gets cranky from savin’ the day
He has some hanky-panky, gets on his way.
I say, love ain’t the same when you’re flirtin’ with death,
You could try, but you’re soon gonna draw your last breath!

It’s For Your Eyes Only,
For Your Eyes Only, James Bond!

It’s For Your Eyes Only,
Your Eyes Only!
For Your Eyes Only!
Copyright 2011 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by getting pushed off a cliff.

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Wild Child JIN - June 21, 2011 - Report this comment
"My" "eyes" "only" see three 5's for this parody! :-)

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