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Song Parodies -> "Flame On (Human Torch)"

Original Song Title:

"Dream On"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Flame On (Human Torch)"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Yet another super hero parody to add to my collection... I'm a nerd and I realized that I haven't written a parody about my favorite Marvel superhero, The Human Torch.
Yell this line and I’m engulfed with fire
To fight crime my whole group’s often hired
Ffffff-fought Doctor Doom!
You’ll be fried when I’m pissed off
Since we went to space
Got super powers that I must embrace!

Yeah…
It blows I melt the snow!
Fighting thugs while making dough
Chicks love my super-powered grin
I’ll battle Super-Skrull and I’ll win!

On my side is Mr. Fantastic
Arms expand his whole body’s elastic
Like Stretch Armstrooooooong
Middle finger can get so huge!

Blaze Johnny! Burnt to a crisp!
The Silver Surfer has nothing on this!
I’m a flamer! But I’m far from gay!
Bad guys are charcoal so just get out of my way!

Well… Thing hates me, I said he’s weird
“Time to be clobbered!” afraid I might hear
Sparks are leaping off the human briquette
Start a bonfire with these two words I say-ay-ay-ay!!!

They’re…
Flame on! Flame on! Flame on!
Bring me to your Barbeque!

Flame on! Flame on! Flame on!
Flame broiled a steak or two!

Flame on! Flame on! Flame on! Flame on!
Flame on! Flame on! Flame on!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

I’m ballsy! I’ll kick your rear!
Me and my sister who’s crystal clear!
Invisible Girl’s parts are on display
It’s not too awkward since you can’t see them anyway

I’m fiery but not to glum
Toss out your lighters I’ll stick out my thumb
Cause I’m smoking without an ashtray
Went Supernova the sun felt like it needs shade!!!

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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 13

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Chance Gollnick - August 19, 2010 - Report this comment
I like this parodie and the concept...i ecspecially like the part when you said im a flamer, but far from gay.
Old Man Ribber - August 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Fantastic Fives for your Fantastic Four parody! ;D
Peter Andersson - August 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Fantastic Four... Hmmm... I'm thinking about Jessica Alba now... Though she's more like Fantastic Two... With the face to match and light my fire...
Mark Scotti - April 12, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) One of my all time fav Super Heroes! 555 degrees good!
Blaydeman - April 13, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) This parody is on fire! And we don't need no water the the mother burn!
Agrimorfee - April 13, 2011 - Report this comment
(Abc) You probably know at this point I am not the biggest fan of comic book parodies, but I liked this because it covered the cool things that can be done with the superpower (instant barbecue!) as well as the series mythology.
Abbott Skelding - April 20, 2011 - Report this comment
ABC: I'm not huge on superheroes, but I knew enough to get that this is a pretty good parody, nice work!
D-Mon - April 23, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Im a fan of the human torch so i liked it
bobpiecheese - April 24, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Great parody here, TMGLTM, just all around fantastic! Although she's the Invisible Woman now, people got upset or something over "Girl", but that's not a detriment to your parody, that's me being nit-picky. It's the Fantastic 555!
Below Average Dave - April 25, 2011 - Report this comment
I like comic books, don't get me wrong, but not all that familiar with the Fantastic Four, but as a super hero fanatic, I have at least heard of him, and the parody stood well on its own even without knowing the Fan-4 well.

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