Song Parodies -> I Suck Playin' Scrabble

Original Song Title:	"Back In The Saddle"
Original Performer:	Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:	"I Suck Playin' Scrabble"
Parody Written by:	Alvin Rhodes

i suck
i suck playin' scrabble, my friend
i suck
i suck playin' scrabble, my friend

sizin' up the tiles i own
and the sight makes me swoon
its lookin' like the game is blown
won't make no good word soon
gamely, gave it a think
but nothin' caught my eye
my mind has gone on the blink
i don't know why i try

i suck
i suck playin' scrabble, my friend
i suck
i suck playin' scrabble, my friend

i'm crazy and hazy all night
this game just ain't no fun
vocabulary's short tonight
so far i've never won
pissed off at those smarty pants...that largely score
"forty points ! ", they'll chime, when my chance...i might get four
i've been rackin' my mind, but i'm still losin' yet
pathetic time after time
i'm dumb as i can get !

i suck playin' scrabble, my friend
i suck
i suck playin' scrabble, my friend

i'm tryin'...my foe's hot as a pistol
i'm tryin'...my temper starts to bristle
i'm tryin'...but my poor brain is addled
i'm tryin'...but with all vowels, i'm saddled

i suck
i suck playin' scrabble , my friend
i suck
i suck playin' scrabble, my friend

i got five !
i got five !
i got five !...i'm heady !

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McKludge - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment

yeah, it's always hard when your tiles spell out a town in Czechoslovakia.

Stan Hall - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment

He who sucks playin' scrabble with an abra-cadab'll produce yet another magical parody, I see.

Michael Pacholek - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment

You may suck at Scrabble, but this parody got a Triple Five Score.

littleScrabbleCaker - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment

Duke of Roads, I'm sure your are definitely the King of Scrabble!!

Invisible Boy - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment

listen alvin...do I have to spell it out for you...F-I-V-E-S

AFW - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment

Looks good all ways..up, down, and across

Meriadoc - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment

I'll give this a Z, two B's and an E.

John Barry - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment

15 points for you.

alvin - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks mckludge...lol..yeah, that or the hawaiian alphabet...thanks stan...lol...thanks michael....thanks littleScrabbleCaker....to be honest i'm a btter than average scrabble player but that hardly makes for a fun parody...thanks IB....thanks AFW...thanks merry...thanks john

Red Ant - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment

"excellent" and "oustanding" are words you would be hard-pressed to make in Scrabble, but you get them here. I wish I had come up with this one - great idea, superb execution, Alvin. 555

alvin - January 29, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks red ant

Ann Hammond - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment

cool I'll only play the spell it any way You want version

John Jenkins - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment

This might be a bingo parody. Very good self deprecating humor.

alvin - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks ann and john

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Song Parodies -> I Suck Playin' Scrabble

"Back In The Saddle"

Aerosmith

"I Suck Playin' Scrabble"

Alvin Rhodes

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