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Song Parodies -> "I Suck Playin' Scrabble"

Original Song Title:

"Back In The Saddle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"I Suck Playin' Scrabble"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i suck
i suck playin' scrabble, my friend
i suck
i suck playin' scrabble, my friend

sizin' up the tiles i own
and the sight makes me swoon
its lookin' like the game is blown
won't make no good word soon
gamely, gave it a think
but nothin' caught my eye
my mind has gone on the blink
i don't know why i try

i suck
i suck playin' scrabble, my friend
i suck
i suck playin' scrabble, my friend

i'm crazy and hazy all night
this game just ain't no fun
vocabulary's short tonight
so far i've never won
pissed off at those smarty pants...that largely score
"forty points ! ", they'll chime, when my chance...i might get four
i've been rackin' my mind, but i'm still losin' yet
pathetic time after time
i'm dumb as i can get !

i suck playin' scrabble, my friend
i suck
i suck playin' scrabble, my friend

i'm tryin'...my foe's hot as a pistol
i'm tryin'...my temper starts to bristle
i'm tryin'...but my poor brain is addled
i'm tryin'...but with all vowels, i'm saddled

i suck
i suck playin' scrabble , my friend
i suck
i suck playin' scrabble, my friend

i got five !
i got five !
i got five !...i'm heady !

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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McKludge - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
yeah, it's always hard when your tiles spell out a town in Czechoslovakia.
Stan Hall - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
He who sucks playin' scrabble with an abra-cadab'll produce yet another magical parody, I see.
Michael Pacholek - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
You may suck at Scrabble, but this parody got a Triple Five Score.
littleScrabbleCaker - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Duke of Roads, I'm sure your are definitely the King of Scrabble!!
Invisible Boy - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
listen alvin...do I have to spell it out for you...F-I-V-E-S
AFW - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Looks good all ways..up, down, and across
Meriadoc - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
I'll give this a Z, two B's and an E.
John Barry - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
15 points for you.
alvin - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks mckludge...lol..yeah, that or the hawaiian alphabet...thanks stan...lol...thanks michael....thanks littleScrabbleCaker....to be honest i'm a btter than average scrabble player but that hardly makes for a fun parody...thanks IB....thanks AFW...thanks merry...thanks john
Red Ant - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
"excellent" and "oustanding" are words you would be hard-pressed to make in Scrabble, but you get them here. I wish I had come up with this one - great idea, superb execution, Alvin. 555
alvin - January 29, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks red ant
Ann Hammond - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
cool I'll only play the spell it any way You want version
John Jenkins - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
This might be a bingo parody. Very good self deprecating humor.
alvin - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks ann and john
Jenny - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Your very creative! Me and my mom have an addiction to playing computer Scrabble, and since I'm a big Aerosmith fan I found this quite hilarious...and accurate. Good job!
alvin - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks jenna...i'm a big scrabble freak as well...glad ya liked the parody :)
DJ Blaze - July 04, 2009 - Report this comment
I played Scrabble a while back, and this is a cool parody. 555
alvin - July 06, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks DJ...glad ya dug it
blackjack21 - July 06, 2009 - Report this comment
You got 5 ! Now triple that score ! Heady stuff !
alvin - July 06, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks blackjack

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