-> "The Babe Kept A-Yakkin'"
Original Song Title:
"Train Kept A-Rollin'"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Babe Kept A-Yakkin'"
The Lyrics
Well on the train, I met a dame,
Tried to convo, she seemed real game
Started pretty, in New York City
But soon as we hit the train track plain
She would bleat, on and on
And I just couldn't stop her, so
The babe kept a yakkin' all night long
Babe kept a yakkin' all night long
Babe kept a yakkin' all night long
Babe kept a yakkin' all night long
I wished she, would just go
But there wasn't any place to go, so-so-so!
Yeah, it was long, monologue was big like King Kong
On the train, was her song, "American Pie" kind of long
On the train,
She was sweet, like a dove
But she would just carry on so, oh, oh, oh!
Still on the train, the game's the same
She talked of exes, and her macrame
She was chatty, it drove me batty
Her jawin' drove me near insane
Talked of meat, talked of gloves
And I just couldn't get in, Oh,
Because the babe kept a-yakkin' all night long
Babe kept a yakkin' all night long
Babe kept a yakkin' all night long
Babe kept a yakkin' all night long
In her speech, lots of flow
And I couldn't stop her to say to just go blow!
Blabbed so long, she was a ringin' like a bell's ding-dong
All the day, all night long, those vocal chords still stayed strong
All the way
Ears in pain, I'm in love
And I just couldn't stop her
Well, my train had stopped where I go to work
I said to the babe, "No this just won't work!"
I got a shock, she pulled her hair back
She had a Bluetooth, I hadn't seen it, whoa!
She was talking to her cousin Jo!
That's why the babe kept a-yakkin all night long
Babe kept a yakkin' all night long
Babe kept a yakkin' all night long
Babe kept a yakkin' all night long
Ain't that sweet? How tricked up!
But she gave me her number!
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