Workin' like a dog for the boss man
Workin' for the company
Sittin' waitin' for 5 0'clock and
Then I'll be history
Didn't give it a second look
I guess I musta been blind
It was sittin' there on a little hook-
An out of order sign!

Stuck in an elevator
Tryin' to get out, but the thing broke down
Stuck in an elevator
Nowhere to go till I hit the ground

Hilda's in the elevator
Works on the second floor
Gotta a voice like Darth Vader
Weighs about 3-0-4
I just can't believe I'm stuck
Nobody's gettin' out alive
And I guess I'm just sh*t outta luck
'Cause my floor just won't arrive!

Stuck in an elevator
Tryin' to get out, but the thing broke down
Stuck in an elevator
Nowhere to go till I hit the ground

In the air, in the air, I'm stuck in here and it ain't fair
Stuck in an elevator
Tryin' to get out, but the thing broke down

(Guitar Solo)

Stuck in an
elevator

(More Guitar Solo)

It broke down

(Even MORE Guitar Solo)

Stuck in an elevator
Tryin' to get out, but the thing broke down
Stuck in an elevator
Nowhere to go till hit the ground

Gnna meet a playboy bunny
And have me a love affair
But now, this just ain't funny
This isn't even fair
The repairman better get it right
The repairman better fix it fast
'Cause if I have to miss this date tonight
I'm gonna kick his @$$

Stuck in an elevator
Tryin' to get out, but the thing broke down
Stuck in an elevator
Nowhere to go till I hit the ground
In the air, in the air,
I'm stuck in here and it ain't fair

Stuck in an elevator
Tryin' to get out, but the thing broke down
In the air, in the air,
I'm stuck in here and it ain't fair

Stuck in an elevator
Tryin' to get out, but the thing broke down
In the air, in the air,
I'm stuck in here and it ain't fair

Stuck in an elevator
Tryin' to get out, but the thing broke down

(Music fades out, only vocals left)

In the air, in the air,
I'm stuck in here and it ain't fair
Stuck in an elevator
Tryin' to get out, but the thing broke do-o-o-o-o-o-wn