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Song Parodies -> "Gassed Child"

Original Song Title:

"Last Child"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Gassed Child"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

he's reaming tonight
he's drilling through bone
OUCH !......OUCH !

knock me out or i'll squeal like a lassie
just fill my head with your sweet little gassy
can't stand pain in my mouth...what a pity
gotta have gas, till i feel really giddy

yes, sir...gas, sir
don't come close to my...gross teeth, holmes
without no dose of that...sweet smell, big bang
gas, i'm getting... so knock me out first
or it won't be pretty...'round here
i can't face all my fear


i know its your field...and i'm sure that you're able
let's get to cooking...lay me out on the table
have to get ready...gimme drugs so i'm mellow
hands in my mouth...i must feel like i'm jello

shut up...sit'll get nothing
forget that gas...i'll just start shoving
and down your throat is where i'm going
i'll make you cry
blood's flowing down underneath
as i'm drilling your teeth


doctor...make me comatose

i was a gassed put me to sleep
i was a gassed put me to sleep
i was a gassed put me to sleep

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   4

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John Barry - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
NO2 doubt about it: this is funny.
Johnny D - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas gas GAS.
alvin rhodes - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks john and johnny
Little Socrates - August 06, 2007 - Report this comment
You got the rhythm down, but it wasn't quite a 5 for me in comedy...that ending is kinda lame, is all.

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