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Song Parodies -> "Don't Drink"

Original Song Title:

"Dream On"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Drink"

Parody Written by:

Metalheadjake

The Lyrics

When I wake
And look in the mirror
I see a spike
Goin through my ear

Fffff, what the hell did I do last night
I should've known, that beer wasn't light

I should've listened to my friend
Drink inside and pass out in the den

Why did, I drink so much scotch
I have, a strange burning in my crotch
Why did, I have so much coors
I should've known I'd get a hangover

I look around
Don't recognize a thing
This isn't my room
Why am I wearing a ring

I think I got ran over by a tire
My balls feel like, their on fire

Be sober, don't drink so much beer
Be sober, but not all year
Be sober, so you can rest
But don't be sober at Octoberfest


Be sober, don't drink so much beer
Be sober, but not all year
Be sober, so you can rest
But don't be sober at Octoberfest

Don't drink, Don't drink, don't drink, don't drink unless you know your friend is gonna drive you ho-home!

Don't drink, Don't drink, don't drink, don't drink so you don't end up with some 90-year old lady in Rome.


Don't drink, Don't drink, don't drink, don't drink, DON'T DRINK, DON'T DRINK, DON'T DRINK YEAEAEAEAEAE!!!!!



Be sober, don't drink so much beer
Be sober, but not all year
Be sober, so you can rest
But don't be sober at Octoberfest



Be sober, don't drink so much beer
Be sober, but not all year
Be sober, so you can rest
But don't be sober at Octoberfest

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