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Song Parodies -> "Back Eatin' Cattle"

Original Song Title:

"Back In The Saddle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Back Eatin' Cattle"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again
i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again

leavin' all those greens alone...its now a different tune
i'm lookin' for some flesh and bones...in that ol' dinin' room
waiter, gimme a break...how 'bout a nice rib-eye ?
he turned and brought me a steak...it made a grown man cry

i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again
i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again

yum...its greasy...so greasy...tonight, i'll have so much fun
i'm eatin' a whole cow tonight...this thing must weigh a ton
tired of all that heathy crap...i ate before
these ribs are from a baby's back...i scream for more
i pig out when i dine...the juices warm and wet
my tongue thinks its divine...i want another rack

i'm back eatin' cattle again
i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again

i'm dinin'...i'm loadin' up a plateful
i'm dinin'...my body is so grateful
i'm dinin...i'm chewin' up some cattle
i'm dinin'...cholesterol's a battle

i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again
i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again

dinin' fine
dinin' fine
dinin' fine alrighty !


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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 4

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Johnny D - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Sweet, and meaty! 5's
alvin rhodes - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks johny...i'm off to look at yours
Meriadoc - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
You're back in your mettle again, Alvin! This one cracked me up!
MrMacphisto - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Alvin... lol... This is one of Aerosmith's best....
The Great Karlando - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Mmmm...anti-vegitarian cuisine...
Don - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious.
Paul Robinson - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin, So HERE'S the beef...great stuff.
Phil Alexander - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
It's a goodie and no misteak ;-)
Kristof Robertson - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin, you keep nailing it!!! 555...look out for my sheep eating trilogy in coming days
alvin rhodes - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you all for takin' a look....lookin' forward to the sheep eating trilogy
Stephen Harrington - January 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Tasty parody, 555.
alvin - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks stephen

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