Song Parodies -> Back Eatin' Cattle

Original Song Title:	"Back In The Saddle"
Original Performer:	Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:	"Back Eatin' Cattle"
Parody Written by:	Alvin Rhodes

i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again
i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again

leavin' all those greens alone...its now a different tune
i'm lookin' for some flesh and bones...in that ol' dinin' room
waiter, gimme a break...how 'bout a nice rib-eye ?
he turned and brought me a steak...it made a grown man cry

i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again
i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again

yum...its greasy...so greasy...tonight, i'll have so much fun
i'm eatin' a whole cow tonight...this thing must weigh a ton
tired of all that heathy crap...i ate before
these ribs are from a baby's back...i scream for more
i pig out when i dine...the juices warm and wet
my tongue thinks its divine...i want another rack

i'm back eatin' cattle again
i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again

i'm dinin'...i'm loadin' up a plateful
i'm dinin'...my body is so grateful
i'm dinin...i'm chewin' up some cattle
i'm dinin'...cholesterol's a battle

i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again
i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again

dinin' fine
dinin' fine
dinin' fine alrighty !

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Johnny D - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Sweet, and meaty! 5's

alvin rhodes - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment

thanks johny...i'm off to look at yours

Meriadoc - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment

You're back in your mettle again, Alvin! This one cracked me up!

MrMacphisto - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Good job, Alvin... lol... This is one of Aerosmith's best....

The Great Karlando - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Mmmm...anti-vegitarian cuisine...

Don - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Hilarious.

Paul Robinson - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Alvin, So HERE'S the beef...great stuff.

Phil Alexander - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment

It's a goodie and no misteak ;-)

Kristof Robertson - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Alvin, you keep nailing it!!! 555...look out for my sheep eating trilogy in coming days

alvin rhodes - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment

thank you all for takin' a look....lookin' forward to the sheep eating trilogy

Stephen Harrington - January 10, 2008 - Report this comment

Tasty parody, 555.

alvin - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks stephen

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Song Parodies -> Back Eatin' Cattle

"Back In The Saddle"

Aerosmith

"Back Eatin' Cattle"

Alvin Rhodes

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