-> "Back Eatin' Cattle"
Original Song Title:
"Back In The Saddle"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Back Eatin' Cattle"
The Lyrics
i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again
i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again
leavin' all those greens alone...its now a different tune
i'm lookin' for some flesh and bones...in that ol' dinin' room
waiter, gimme a break...how 'bout a nice rib-eye ?
he turned and brought me a steak...it made a grown man cry
i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again
i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again
yum...its greasy...so greasy...tonight, i'll have so much fun
i'm eatin' a whole cow tonight...this thing must weigh a ton
tired of all that heathy crap...i ate before
these ribs are from a baby's back...i scream for more
i pig out when i dine...the juices warm and wet
my tongue thinks its divine...i want another rack
i'm back eatin' cattle again
i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again
i'm dinin'...i'm loadin' up a plateful
i'm dinin'...my body is so grateful
i'm dinin...i'm chewin' up some cattle
i'm dinin'...cholesterol's a battle
i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again
i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again
dinin' fine
dinin' fine
dinin' fine alrighty !
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