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Song Parodies -> "Need a Lotion"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Emotion"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Need a Lotion"

Parody Written by:

Kevin Dunlap

The Lyrics

Need a lotion, Need a lotion
I'm burning slap up but nobody cares
Running around, my hands in the air
I thought that the beach was a good idea
Can't take it back cause I'm starting to peel

I had me a woman with a face like a gent
But when she saw my red tint, she got up and went
Well I got bad news, the sun's getting higher
If I had a sun block, I wouldn't be on fire!

PUT ME OUT!!!!!!!

Need a lotion, Need a lotion
Got off the beach, went to my black car
The leather was so hot, I think I got a bad scar
I was told lots of things, but my girlfriend lied
Leather really does put a tan on your hyde!
OW! THAT'S HOT! I'M PUTTING THE TOP UP NEXT TIME!

Put the top up, wanting some relief
Can't stand the horrible scoarching heat
Might as well cover me with eggs and flour
Man I'm really really dredding getting in that shower

AAAAHHHHHHHH!

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