Sir, I'm sorry walkin' right into my office
And I'm so sorry that I am late
I slept on my legs funny last night, now I am walkin'
In some silly and mysterious ways
Yeah I make more people laugh than old Vaughn Meader
With the way I would move my limbs
'Cause the way I am walkin', there'll be laughs that you are bustin'
My walk you should never, ever miss
Like this

(John Cleese does his silly walk to the guitar riff)

"Seesaw swinging" with my legs looks so cool
But it's worse than not havin' no hair
My legs, they wiggle wiggle
And they're sounding like a fiddle, and my walk it could really scare
So my walk gets some laughs, and it looks like dance
You might think that this walk is just horseplay
You might think that I'm foolin' 'cause the walk that I am doin'
And I'm sorry I walk this way
Yeah, I'm sorry I...

(John Cleese proceeds to do his silly walk again)

Walk this way
Walk this way
Walk this way
Walk this way
Walk this way
Walk this way
Walk this way
Walk this way

My walk you can't miss
Like this

(John Cleese proceeds to do his silly walk)

Boy, this walk it is a classic, kinda laugh-y
It's funnier than "Three's Company"
Yeah, my walk's real silly, no my walk ain't normal
And I notice folks are lookin' at me
Even the high school losers really laugh as I walk silly
Yeah, for hours I could reminisce
Yeah, I know my walkin' is only just a fad flavor
And I'm sorry that I walk like this
Like this

(John Cleese does his silly walk during the guitar solo)

"Seesaw swinging" with my legs looks so cool
But it's worse than not havin' no hair
My legs, they wiggle wiggle
And they're sounding like a fiddle, and my walk it could really scare
So my walk gets some laughs, and it looks like dance
You might think that this walk is just horseplay
You might think that I'm foolin' 'cause the walk that I am doin'
And I'm sorry I walk this way
Yeah, I'm sorry I...

(John Cleese proceeds to do his silly walk)

Walk this way
Walk this way
Walk this way
Walk this way
Walk this way
Walk this way
Walk this way
Walk this way

My walk you cant miss
Like this

(John Cleese continues his silly walk until the music stops or fades out, whichever comes first....)