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Song Parodies -> "Fat Child"

Original Song Title:

"Last Child"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Fat Child"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i'm eating tonight...i feel right at home...right !
i'm a punk and my voice is so brassy
eat too much and i get a little gassy
mom's upset by my weight...what a pity
ate so much, coulda fed half the city

yes sir, mom said...eatin' her out of
house and home...don't fit my clothes
i like hot dogs, pot pies, and apple betties
i feel perverse when i see spaghetti is near
with a glass of root beer

house and home

get on with the meal
what's the deal ?...ain't ya able ?
please, start a ' cookin'
put the eats on the table
big love handles makes a bulge in my middle
ma's at the stove and food's on the griddle

food's up...sit down...soon there's nothin'
it tastes so good, i just start stuffin' it
down my throat...that's all she wrote
i'm a chubby guy... and i can't look down at my feet
when i walk down the street

house and home

mama says it's house and home
i'm such a fat child
plus a punk and a creep
i'm such a fat child
plus a punk and a creep
i'm such a fat child
plus a punk and a creep

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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 4   0
 5   3

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Meriadoc - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I am so sorry to see you got hit by the ever-so-jealous One Guy. Here are three 5's to balance it out! :-)
Jenny - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Haha. I wish I was so clever. You get all fives from me! :)
alvin - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks merry....thanks jenny...glad ya enjoyed

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