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Song Parodies -> "Sweet Pink Lotion"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Emotion"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Sweet Pink Lotion"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

sweet pink lotion
sweet pink lotion

got chicken pox and nobody cares
wearin' little spots nearly everywhere
its really a shame and i wanna make 'em clear
i just don't know when they're gonna disappear

i blame my mama for her evil intent
said go visit your pal so i got up and went
said he was healthy, she's a real good liar
cause these damn chicken pox have my back on fire

sweet pink lotion
sweet pink lotion

they're itchy, i've found, and they just might scar
my mama really took it just a little too far
tellin' me, he's well, but my mother lied
i only got sick but my poor friend died (yes, he did)

i'm in the tub, just soakin' my ass
i'm diggin' this lotion cause it really works fast
i find it so can sure understand
and a month in the tub is exactly what i plan

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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 5   1

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mac - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
How old are you, Alvin?
Meriadoc - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin, you've really got your pacing down well. And it made me chuckle.
sloatead - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
5-4-4, not your best
mc budder - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
you use pink lotion as a lube on yor mom

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