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Song Parodies -> "I Really Don't Speak French"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"

Original Performer:

AC/DC

Parody Song Title:

"I Really Don't Speak French"

Parody Written by:

Anonymous Bob

The Lyrics

If you're having trouble with second language,
It's giving you the blues,
You can't even translate a simple sentence,
Or conjugate your verbs.
What's an adjectif demonstratif
Don't call me for this crap!!!
Un deux trois quatres cinq six sept huit neuf dix.
Too many types of cheese.

I really don't speak French,
I really don't speak French,
I really don't speak French,
No, I really do not speak French,
No, I really do not speak French,

If you have French classes,
And you want them gone,
It's causing quite a fuss,
It's really never going to be used,
Doesn't that drive you nuts?
Dial 911, French isn't fun.
It's time to get exempt.
For a fee, I'm willing to be,
Exempt with you, man.

I really don't speak French,
I really don't speak French,
I really don't speak French,
No, I really do not speak French,
No, I really do not speak French,

Bonjour..................comment.....................ca va........................
Don't speak French!
Montreal.....................Paris........................Quebec............................
Don't speak French!

I really,

I really,

Don't speak French.

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Shadow - June 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Tu recivie 222 parce-que tu ne fait pas un bon parody, et ton parody n'est pas humereux
Anonymous Bob - June 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Oui, Shadow, je comprends, mais ton francais est bon.
Agrimorfee - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Le francais est bon, mais arpenter n'assortit pas tout à fait la chanson originale. Je regrete. (Merci babelfish.altavista.com/tr)
Anonymous Bob - June 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee veut dire: French is good, but after looking at it, I realized that the parody does not match the original song completely. I regret. (Merci Yahoo!)

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