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Song Parodies -> "Shart (Crapped My Pants)"

Original Song Title:

"Back In Black"

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Parody Song Title:

"Shart (Crapped My Pants)"

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The Lyrics

This song is basically poking fun at old people who just can't hold it in anymore. I got the idea when some old guy lost it on the floor of the Subway restaurant I was eating at. It was sick, but it gave birth to this parody.
Crapped My Pants!
The sh** dance!
Thought you like to know what smells
Yes, I'm, letin loose!
From my toosh!
And the smell just keep's hanging around!
I'm just, uh, gassy inside, might have to run and hide
Plug ya nose, or you're gonna die
I got, two cheeks, been holdin it for weeks,
And evry one of you is wondrin why

It's cause I crapped!
Yes, I crapped!
Mama, I crapped!
Yes, I crapped!
Well, I crapped, crapped.
Well I, crapped my pants, crapped my pants
Crapped my pants!
Yes I crapped my pants! Ow!

Toilet in the back, I crapped a Cadillac,
Number 2, it's a bullet, with a power pack.
Yes, It's, On my hand!
Missed the can,
Had to catch it cause I'm in a band,
And I'm back in the sack and I'm droppin a rack,
You're always gonna find me on another crap.
So smell me now, I'm just, uh, makin' your day,
And I'm doing it in the old fashioned, smelly way!

Cause I crapped!
Yes, I crapped!
Well, I crapped!
Yes, I crapped!
Well, I crapped, crapped.
Well, I crapped my pants, yes, I crapped my pants!


Well, I crapped!
Yes, I crapped!
Well, I crapped!
Yes, I crapped!
Well, I crapped, crapped.
Well, I crapped, crapped
Crapped my pants!
Yes, I crapped my pants!.


Well, I crapped, crapped
Crapped, crapped, crapped, crapped,
Crapped my pants, yes, I crapped my pants!

(solo & fade)
(c) 2005 Slack Off Records (My own non-existing label)

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