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Murphy Mullins

The Lyrics

Tribute to the Colonel's secret recipe
See me pull up to the drive-thru
At your local KFC
Out for all that I can get
Of that recipe
Window to the left of me
And wallet to the right
Don't want no fish
Don't want no pork
Want the real white meat

Gimme KFC
Kentucky Fried!
It's the Colonel's kind!
Buy a bucket-load!
Your mouth will explode!

Get legs, breast or maybe a wing
Won't you buy some man?
Public enemy number one
On the Atkins plan
So order the dark meat
Or order the white!
Order the Family meal
And feed four tonite
The Colonel's stuffs in town
So let's all gather 'round

Gimme KFC
Kentucky Fried!
It's the Colonel's kind!
Buy a bucket-load!
Your mouth will explode!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 17

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Chuck A. Spear - June 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Cute! 545
Colonel Sanders - June 04, 2005 - Report this comment
You make an old colonel proud!! Waitaminit, I'm dead...
MrMacphisto - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL... awesome
Michael Pacholek - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
A song and good laughter well-seasoned... if you'll pardon the "Edmund Fitzgerald" reference.
Dylan Baranski - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
This song was awesome! Colonel Sanders, we salute you & your recipe!

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