Song Parodies -> "Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"

Original Performer:

"Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep"

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The Lyrics

if you...hug and cuddle with this herd you've led
i think that you're confused
why not just masturbate at night instead
this flock should not be used
i can't condone...your cover's blown
you could do some time
they got some laws against sex with beasts
and you've performed the crime

dirty deeds...done with sheep
dirty deeds...done with sheep
dirty deeds...done with sheep
dirty deeds and they're done with sheep
dirty deeds and they're done with sheep

you got problems with this livestock love
i know that you've taken part
at first, just feelin' up...their rear ends
that's how the trouble starts
these beasts you own...they're fully grown
they're nearly three foot tall
fits right in...its skin on skin
you have yourself a ball

dirty deeds...done with sheep
dirty deeds...done with sheep
dirty deeds...done with sheep
dirty deeds and they're done with sheep
dirty deeds and they're done with sheep

you'd like a lady, but its sheep you own
so you stare at their butts
their tails waggin' at you night and day
enough to drive you nuts
you start to moan..you start to groan
its just too much to stand
sheepishly...they're tryin' to flee
their back door man

dirty deeds...done with sheep
dirty deeds...done with sheep
dirty deeds...done with sheep
dirty deeds and they're done with sheep
dirty deeds and they're done with sheep

kissin'...huggin'...snugglin'...done with sheep
fondlin'...gropin'...strokin'...done with sheep

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !

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John Barry - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Not ba-a-a-a-a-d!

Kristof Robertson - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment

I can't believe no-one's thought of this before. I wasn't aware you knew any New Zealanders, Al....555

Tim Mayfield - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Someone did think of this before, Bob Rivers. It's not the same lyrics except the chorus which is hardly expected to be different.

Know 1 can hear you dream - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment

On a Swedish television program of the '60 minutes' type last year it was a reportage from a Chinese factory that manufactured inflatable sex toys. Among other things they factory boss told that every year they shipped 20'000 inflatable sheep to the US of A. 20'000!!!

Phil Alexander - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Not bad, Alvin, but I have to admit that I think Bob Rivers' version is better (it's not often I'll say that, but IMO his Dirty Deeds parody is the best one he's done - the recording is absolutely sublime)

Red Ant - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment

EWE really took this and made it into "urban legend". PS--I now have 555 sheep in a huge circle nose to tail to watch out for YOU. :)

Stuart McArthur - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment

K1 - that's amazing - I can't believe there's another 19,999 out there! - funny one alvin - PS: Kristof knows one called "Flossie"!! ;-) 555

alvin rhodes - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment

thank you all for taking a look...honestly, i did not know of the bob rivers parody...all i've heard from him is the christmas stuff

Michael Pacholek - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Shear talent.

MrMacphisto - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment

LMAO!!!... Good job, Alvin... this ranks up there with your "Shower Tonight, You're Knifed and Dying" parody...

alvin rhodes - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks michael and mr. macphisto

daniel shaltes - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment

one of, if not the pest parodie ever,kick ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a grate parodie formed from a great song by the second greatest band ever!!!!! [the best ever being system of a down]

daniel shaltes - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment

and where is my thank you, cheap ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me - October 10, 2006 - Report this comment

go to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

daniel - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment

wow still no thank u!!! u must reallt hate me or something!!!!!!!!

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