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Song Parodies -> "Highway to Heck"

Original Song Title:

"Highway to Hell"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Highway to Heck"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Livin' crazy! Livin' free!
Thirteen items in the ex-press line!
I'm a rebel! Leave me be!
Else it's gonna be stern lecture time!
Don't need breath mints! Don't pay fines!
When my videos are overdue!
Skipped my prayers! Party time!
Ned Flanders gonna be there too!

I'm on the highway to heck!
Hi-diddly-highway to heck!
Goshdarnit, highway to heck!
Boy howdy, highway to heck!

No seat belts! Turn signals!
I'll even pass you in the right-hand lane!
Read my bum--per sticker!
You'll really know I go against the grain!
Hey Bolton! Paid my dues!
In an easy list'nin' band!
Hey mother! Look at me!
I'm on my way to the harmless land!

I'm on the highway to heck!
Oh, booger! Highway to heck!
Cheez doodles! Highway to heck!
Fudgesicle! Highway to heck!

And I'm gonna froooown.....all the waaaaaaay!!!!!
I'm on the highway to heck

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 19

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   1
 4   1
 5   16

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Jeff Reuben - January 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Writing on the edge there! Nice job =)
Tim Mayfield - January 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm giving ya dangerous 5's so slow down...
Arwen - January 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Zoinks!! This was FABulous, Claude!! 5s...
Phil Alexander - January 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah... as Jeff said, I'm sure there's an edge somewhere round here... Nice one, Claude :-)
alvin rhodes - January 04, 2005 - Report this comment
gosh and by golly...that was ever so fun...5s
Know 1 can hear you dream - January 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Darned clever concepts but what to call it... Timid Metal?
Melhi - January 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Gosh Claude... do you really think you should be glorifying your wild lifestyle like this when there might be impressionable kids reading? (Seriously, nice job -- emphasis on the word "nice." ;) )
John Jenkins - January 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done, Claude. It must have been rebels like you not paying your video fines that caused Blockbuster to rescind its late fee policy.
Sister Helen Theresa - January 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm terribly disappointed that neither "shucks" nor "H E double hockey sticks" made it in the song. You still get 5's.
Michael Pacholek - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
For crying out loud, this was a darned good parody! Five freaking points for you, Claude, you son of a gun!
Michael Pacholek - February 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I was trying to do one called "Wrong Way to Smell," but I couldn't make it work. Anybody wanna try it?

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