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The Lyrics

Well, as I was, in theory, ummm.... maybe, possibly downloading this song.... *cough*... in theory. Then I decided to make this great song (TNT) into a modern explosive issue, music downloading.
Oi, Kaaaa, Do-do, do-do, do-do-do, kaaa, oweeeeen, kuhhh, oweee, ennn, puuuu, kuh, duh, duh, duh (the dial-up noise)

See me leech out all your profits
From my active matrix screen
Clickin' all that I can get
If you know what I mean
Meg's downloadin' right to me
And it is my right
Ain't got no cash
Ain't got no life
Your corporation's got no might

'Cause I'm Usin' P.2.P., usin' Kazaa Lite
P.2.P. I don't know if it's right
P.2.P. I use a power code
P.2.P. So I don't have to upload

I'm cheap, petty and mighty unclean
I've got viruses
But my downloadin' is not done
So lock up your Windows
Lock up your Mac
Lock up your firewall
Run for Radio Shack
The man is back in town
Don't you mess me 'round

'Cause I'm Usin' P.2.P., 'cause money's tight
P.2.P. I don't care if it's right
P.2.P. I'm in a downloadin' mode
P.2.P. Watch me download

P.2.P. Oi, oi, oi
P.2.P. Oi, oi, oi
P.2.P. Oi, oi, oi
P.2.P. Oi, oi, oi
P.2.P. Oi
Stealin' Gigabytes (Oi, oi)
P.2.P. Oi,
Even if bandwidth's tight,
Not a CD sold
Remotely Queued, NOOOOO!!!!!!

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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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DeathByPwnage - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Good. Love the last line. Happens to me a lot.
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
This song is sooo on my to do list, with several ideas, but in the mean time you'll probably enjoy my take at another AC/DC song:

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