Oi, Kaaaa, Do-do, do-do, do-do-do, kaaa, oweeeeen, kuhhh, oweee, ennn, puuuu, kuh, duh, duh, duh (the dial-up noise)

See me leech out all your profits
From my active matrix screen
Clickin' all that I can get
If you know what I mean
Meg's downloadin' right to me
And it is my right
Ain't got no cash
Ain't got no life
Your corporation's got no might

'Cause I'm Usin' P.2.P., usin' Kazaa Lite
P.2.P. I don't know if it's right
P.2.P. I use a power code
P.2.P. So I don't have to upload

I'm cheap, petty and mighty unclean
I've got viruses
But my downloadin' is not done
Understand?
So lock up your Windows
Lock up your Mac
Lock up your firewall
Run for Radio Shack
The man is back in town
Don't you mess me 'round

'Cause I'm Usin' P.2.P., 'cause money's tight
P.2.P. I don't care if it's right
P.2.P. I'm in a downloadin' mode
P.2.P. Watch me download

P.2.P. Oi, oi, oi
P.2.P. Oi, oi, oi
P.2.P. Oi, oi, oi
P.2.P. Oi, oi, oi
P.2.P. Oi
Stealin' Gigabytes (Oi, oi)
P.2.P. Oi,
Even if bandwidth's tight,
P.2.P.
Not a CD sold
P.2.P.
Remotely Queued, NOOOOO!!!!!!