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Song Parodies -> "High Waiter Hell"

Original Song Title:

"Highway to Hell"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"High Waiter Hell"

Parody Written by:

Steven Cavanagh

The Lyrics

Lookin' sexy, luck's with me
Take my date out on a limo ride
Walk up to that maitre dee
Time for classy, something not deep fried
We're both seated, she's sublime
Time to charm her with some wine and food
But the waiter's blown his mind
I think he's whacked out on some happy juice

I'm in a high waiter hell
I'm in a high waiter hell
I'm in a high waiter hell
I'm in a high waiter hell

Mood swinging, sees music,
Cries 'cause my order's so profound.
Starts writing, starts screaming,
Menu wrestles him down to the ground.
Complaining 'bout this dude,
when he brings a platter like I planned.
Lifts the cover, my date spewed
The psycho boy went and grilled his hand!

I'm in a high waiter hell
I'm in a high waiter hell
I'm in a high waiter hell
I'm in a high waiter hell

And she's going home, all the way home
I'm in a high waiter hell...

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   11

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Phil Alexander - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
If I could have given this a six for pacing... fits the original so well, and tells a wicked story, too :-)
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved the title! 555.
John Barry - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I'd like three number 5s from this menu.
Dee Range - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent I've seen a few of these types. High 5's
Paul Robinson - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
was never fond of the original so I almost skipped this, but the title reeled me in. Great job! 5's.
Claude Prez - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I too loved the title; well done.
Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Not a big fan of AC/DC myself, though I've heard the original song hundreds of times from my brother's stereo. Still, you gave the song a novel twist and made a clever pun in the title: here's five from column A, five from column B and five from column C.
John Turner - March 10, 2007 - Report this comment
lol, this parody made laugh so f***in hard,fits original perfectly, great pacing. If i could i would give 7 across the board

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