Song Parodies -> You Don´t Know Jack

Original Song Title:	"The Jack"
Original Performer:	AC/DC

Parody Song Title:	"You Don´t Know Jack"
Parody Written by:	Know 1 can hear you dream & Phil Alexander

All is not what it seems...

You called me a queen
You payed for the cab
I was noddin' and smilin'
Just slippin' the tab
You were scratchin' your pair
But you were too slow
My act was wild
And your brow is low

So how was you to know that I was all male before
Said I'd always been a big girl, but you should have known
From my bulging adam's apple
and the bi-ceps and the butt
You're workin' hard to get it on
But you're touchin' nuts

You don't know Jack! You don't know Jack!
You don't know Jack! You don't know Jack!
You don't know Jack! You don't know Jack!
You don't know Jack! You don't know Jack!
You don't know Jack! Jack!, Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack!
You don't know Jack!

Poker-faced, I'm the card
Poker (strip) will arouse us
Poker straight ain't that hard
That it shows in my trousers
You think I'm fast
You think I'm loose
So jump in the car
Let's take a cruise

But how are you to know I bend a gender around?
Though I'm literally pneumatic
I think you should have felt
That all my curves' erratic
And the way I lead the dance
I've got a big surprise for you
Hidden in my pants

You don't know Jack! You don't know Jack!
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Birgitta - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Hahaha I've seen TOO many episodes like this on "Cops"...funny stuff

Know 1 can hear you dream - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Birgitta: Glad you liked it. We started out from the opposite angle; "I don´t know Jack" but ended up with this. I think that was for the better/funnier, though it doesn´t seem to attract so many votes.

Meriadoc - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment

I missed this one yesterday - good job guys! (um..you ARE guys, right? ;-)

Know 1 can hear you dream - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Merry: Do you really think what this place needs is more gender confusion about duet writers? ;-)

And, before you start making up your own new "conspiracy theory" let me asure you that it is a complete coinsidence that Phil and Me both have the same initials. A complete coinsidence I tell you. Complete. Totally. Bwahahahahahahahahaha.... :-)

Phil Alexander - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Last time I checked I was... a guy, that is. Strangely enough, Peter, I'd not noticed our initials were the same :-)

Know 1 can hear you dream - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment

It´s even more fun/strange that they are the same as the abbreviation for Parody Author. :-)

Peregrin - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Gender confusion? Not in my mind! Good job, Phil!

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Song Parodies -> You Don´t Know Jack

"The Jack"

AC/DC

"You Don´t Know Jack"

Know 1 can hear you dream & Phil Alexander

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