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Song Parodies -> "For Those Who Can't Walk (We Assist You)"

Original Song Title:

"For Those About To Rock (We Salute You)"

Original Performer:

AC/DC

Parody Song Title:

"For Those Who Can't Walk (We Assist You)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

Please let no seniorstake this the wrong way
We talk tonigh
You know we roll tonight
Yeah, yeah whoa

Sit down in your wheelchair
And hook up to your helpful IV
Just use the wheelers
Hoveround is all you'll ever need
Hail hail to the old times
Cos walking, it isn't the way
We're gonna be a legend
With our cause
Glad we're alive today

For Those Who Cannot Walk , we assist you
For Those Who Cannot Walk, we assist you

You're just an old fart that's tired
Got your wheelchair wired
Retired and ready to boot
Take your medicine load your injection
For a hoveround fun solut.....ion

For Those Who Cannot Walk -tired!
We assist you
For Those Who Cannot Walk, we assist you
Those who cannot walk, tired!
We assist you, tired
We assist you, we assist you
C'mon, whoa
For Those Who Cannot Walk, we assist you
For Those Who Cannot Walk, we assist you
For Those Who Cannot Walk, we assist you
For Those Who Cannot Walk, we assist you

Coot, coot
Coot, coot
For those of you for those who are old
Yeah, Glad you retired,
Your bones just break, we assist you
We assist you
We assist you
We assist you -Tired!

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Yoidy - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Very clever and sick! 555

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