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Song Parodies -> "C.R.T."

Original Song Title:

"T.N.T."

Original Performer:

AC/DC

Parody Song Title:

"C.R.T."

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

Angry parents need an angry song. Somebody in the comments tell me that there is a video about CRT along this rhythm. Send this to Virginia also any and all parents groups/anti-CRT movements you know of. This protest song will stand.
(Intro)
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!

(Verse 1)
See the Loudoun county parents
Show up to your board meeting
Out to talk like all Karens
With no friendly greeting
Teachers sitting behind screens
And still wearing a mask
Don’t have the grit
Don’t have the fight
When they're brought to task+

(Chorus)
About C.R.T., It’s racist dreck
C.R.T., and a privilege check
C.R.T., it’s a victim blame
C.R.T., all think the same

(Verse 2)
It’s lazy, dumb, wherever you’re from
Equity the norm
Revolution just like China
To conform
So remove your daughters
Remove your sons
Get out of this cult
Hold tight your guns
The schools are teaching hate
(And) their future’s not great

(Chorus)
All from C.R.T. It’s racist dreck
C.R.T., and a privilege check
C.R.T., it’s a victim blame
C.R.T., all think the same

(Guitar Solo)

(Bridge)
C.R.T. Hey! Hey! Hey!
C.R.T. Hey! Hey! Hey!
C.R.T. Hey! Hey! Hey!
C.R.T. Hey! Hey! Hey!

C.R.T. Hey! Hey! Hey! It’s racist dreck
C.R.T. Hey! Hey! Hey! And a privilege check
C.R.T. Hey! Hey! Hey! It’s a victim blame
C.R.T. Hey! Hey! Hey! All think the same

(Guitar Outro)
+ = Alternate line. "When they're told to ask". I hear that facepalm sound CML.

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CML - June 28, 2021 - Report this comment
How did I miss the connection between "CRT" and "TNT" That one was right in front of my face. If it had been Jeff Flake (Wormtongue-y former AZ Senator) it would have bitten me
CML - June 28, 2021 - Report this comment
I'll bet this didnt take too long to compose. Sometimes, all you need is the perfect match .. and the thing writes itself
Arch Vile - June 28, 2021 - Report this comment
@CML, True. This one did have a fairly simple rhythm to match. Not sure where this comparison to Jeff Flake is coming from. For now I am trying to get some feedback on a "Hotel Quarantina" song. By that I mean some horror stories of travelers who have to stay at hotels before they can go home. It's on the forum site.
CML - June 28, 2021 - Report this comment
Well, Flake rhymes with "snake" (if it was a snake it would have bit me) and thats what Jeff Flake was, a real snake in the grass. Hope that clear things up
Dylan Baranski - June 29, 2021 - Report this comment
Aw man, I thought this was about cathode ray tubes!

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