-> "C.R.T."
Original Song Title:
"T.N.T."
Parody Song Title:
"C.R.T."
The Lyrics
(Intro)
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
(Verse 1)
See the Loudoun county parents
Show up to your board meeting
Out to talk like all Karens
With no friendly greeting
Teachers sitting behind screens
And still wearing a mask
Don’t have the grit
Don’t have the fight
When they're brought to task+
(Chorus)
About C.R.T., It’s racist dreck
C.R.T., and a privilege check
C.R.T., it’s a victim blame
C.R.T., all think the same
(Verse 2)
It’s lazy, dumb, wherever you’re from
Equity the norm
Revolution just like China
To conform
So remove your daughters
Remove your sons
Get out of this cult
Hold tight your guns
The schools are teaching hate
(And) their future’s not great
(Chorus)
All from C.R.T. It’s racist dreck
C.R.T., and a privilege check
C.R.T., it’s a victim blame
C.R.T., all think the same
(Guitar Solo)
(Bridge)
C.R.T. Hey! Hey! Hey!
C.R.T. Hey! Hey! Hey!
C.R.T. Hey! Hey! Hey!
C.R.T. Hey! Hey! Hey!
C.R.T. Hey! Hey! Hey! It’s racist dreck
C.R.T. Hey! Hey! Hey! And a privilege check
C.R.T. Hey! Hey! Hey! It’s a victim blame
C.R.T. Hey! Hey! Hey! All think the same
(Guitar Outro)
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