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Song Parodies -> "CNN (We're.Alynsky-ites)"

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"CNN (We're.Alynsky-ites)"

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The Lyrics

See us riding out the mainstream
On your ... airport telescreen
Out to take what we dint earn
If you know what I mean
No one to the left of us
Pravda's to the right
Aint got no truth
Dont get facts right
Dont you be Alt- Right

Cause we're CNN .. We're Alynsky-ites
CNN .. And we act from spite
CNN .. We're a brown pant-load
CNN .. Watch us explode

We're dirty, mean .. fake news machine
Start the coup as planned
Public enema number 2
We'll lock up your POTUS
Lock up your rights
Come in your back door
Fake news termites
The Deep State wants back its town
And freedom's going down

Cause we're CNN .. We're Muscovites
CNN ..We'll rob your rights
CNN .. We're in Marxist mode
CNN .. Watch us corrode

CNN (oy, oy, oy) .....

CNN .. We're Alynsky-ites
CNN .. And we'll spread this blight
CNN .. We're all Gramsci's toads
CNN .. end of this ode

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 11

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   10

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Arch Vile - October 18, 2019 - Report this comment
Nice. 5's all around. Btw, do you know which tone-deaf troll is spamming one's on everyone's songs?
CML - October 18, 2019 - Report this comment
The trick is not to care. If he's doing it to everyone, his score means nothing. It's simply background noise.
CML - October 18, 2019 - Report this comment
BTW, what you're seeing now is nothing. Some years ago, I was getting 5 of 6 unabombs every time. When I did some political songs I got 15, 12, 10, 10 unabombs from what I'd call the Leftwaffe. There was one where I got 32, but that was a piece of sh#t, so it deserved a few. Turns out it might have been just one person doing this ……. But the all timer was the 140-bomb Leftwaffe blitz flown at Phil Alexander for his anti-antiGMO song "Starving In The Free World" (parody of Neil Young's Rockin In the Free World) There was also about 200 personal abuse comments hurled at him. You have to see it to believe it
Michael Pacholek - October 20, 2019 - Report this comment
I can't really fault you for spelling the man's name wrong. Saul Alinsky has been dead since 1972, and he wasn't all that famous while he was alive, either. But CNN has been pro-republican pretty much since it began at the dawn of the Reagan era. It was in the tank for old Ronnie, its anchor Bernard Shaw torpedoed Mike Dukakis, its finest moment was the Gulf War, it made the rise of Newt Gingrich and the stolen election of 2000 possible, and it was oh so happy to take the headlines of the Clinton impeachment saga and the entire Trump story so far. The most liberal thing about CNN was Ted Turner, and he's been out of the picture for a long time. It's not Clinton News Network, it's Conservative News Network. Good comedy has its basis in truth, and there is no truth here. So I gave you a 5 for pacing, and that's it.
New Jersey State Home For The Bewildered - October 21, 2019 - Report this comment
Don't mind MP; he's off his meds again.

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