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Song Parodies -> "It's a Long Way to the Shop (If You Want a Sausage Roll)"

Original Song Title:

"It's a Long Way to the Top"

Original Performer:

AC/DC

Parody Song Title:

"It's a Long Way to the Shop (If You Want a Sausage Roll)"

Parody Written by:

Jimp

The Lyrics

When I was in primary school we would sing "It's a long way to the shop / If you want a sausage roll" I don't remember whether there was any more to it. I see I'm not the first one to fill in the gaps http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/acdc1.shtml but here's my version.
Hitchin' down the highway
Livin' on the dole
Stop in all the by-ways
Eatin' sausage rolls
Gettin' frogs
Gettin' stones
Gettin' boiled pup
Minced up bones
Gettin' ham
Gettin' chook
I tell you folks
It's harder than it looks

It's a long way to the shop
If you want a sausage roll
It's a long way to the shop
If you want a sausage roll
If you think it's easy munchin' blueberry flan
Try eatin' a sausage roll man
It's a long way to the shop
If you want a sausage roll

Old falafel
Make you wanna cry
Baker do the hard sell
Know the reason why
Gettin' mould
Gettin' sprayed
Gettin' fruit fly
Curds 'n' whey
Gettin' cold
In your hand
That's how it goes
Eatin' something bland

It's a long way to the shop
If you want a sausage roll
It's a long way to the shop
If you want a sausage roll
If you wanna have a break from pork and beans
Look out it's rough and mean
It's a long way to the shop
If you want a sausage roll

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Lifeliver - December 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Mostly US viewers DK sausage rolls, I'd say. Well they sure aren't missing much. I remember how we had to fish the gristle out just to get them down.
Jimp - December 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Remember the party versions (i.e. kid's birthday parties) ~3 by 3 cm; out of the freezer, through the microwave, in need of a good dollop of tomato sauce (yes, ketchup for our American friends) just to make the palatable. The good ol' sausage roll.

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