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Song Parodies -> "Big Boobs"

Original Song Title:

"Big Balls"

Original Performer:

AC/DC

Parody Song Title:

"Big Boobs"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Hey, the ladies have to have some fun, too! Whereas the original was about a male entertainer who throws fancy parties in his ballroom, this one is about the female boss of a company whose employees are always making mistakes
I'm high up on the corporate ladder's totem pole
My company is on the Forbes 500 roll
But my employees are pathetic
They make mistakes and goofs
The Directors on the Board agree
that these are massive boobs!

I've got big boobs
I've got big boobs
And they're such big boobs
Dirty big boobs
And she's got big boobs
And he's got big boobs
But we've got the biggest boobs you could use

Yes I'm the leading lady
At this business "firm"
And we need all the "support" that we can get
Our investors have good "coverage"
We're "stacked" at number 20
Despite the fact that all our workers
Act like boobs aplenty

I've got big boobs
I've got big boobs
And they're such big boobs
Dirty big boobs
And she's got big boobs
And he's got big boobs
But we've got the biggest boobs you could use

Some boobs are always fighting
And some will always whine
But some are soft and cuddly
They're the ones that I don't mind
My boobs are always bouncing
To the left and to to the right
Maybe they'd work harder if you
Hugged them every night!

I've got big boobs
I've got big boobs
And they're such big boobs
Dirty big boobs
And she's got big boobs
And he's got big boobs
But we've got the biggest boobs you could use

Oh, we've got big boobs
We've got big boobs
We've got big boobs
(Might be lazy, but they're all natural)
Dirty big boobs
(Well, they make the workplace fun)
She's got big boobs
(Progressive)
He's got big boobs
(Allstate)
But we've got the biggest boobs of all!
(Except GEICO)

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Despite the fact that the quality of our labor force is sagging right now, our business has been voluptuously successful and has provided the community with massive endowments. Our credit rating is the ONLY thing that is AAA. Also, unlike Enron and certain other companies, we don't pad the books or engage in deceptive marketing. What you see is what you get.

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NorCalVotress - October 18, 2010 - Report this comment
MedWhitman, she laid off 10,000 of those 'boobs' , just before receiving her payoff of more than 100 million ! !

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