She Cheats at Cards

She gave me the Queen
She gave me the King
She was wheelin' and dealin'
Just doin' her thing
She was showin' a pair
But I had to try
Her deuce was wild
But my ace was high
But how was I to know
That she'd dealt seconds before
Said she'd never played this game
But I should have known
From the placement of her left hand
And position of her right
She'd have the card to bring me down
If she dealt with sleight

She cheats at cards
She cheats at cards
She cheats at cards
She cheats at cards
She cheats at cards
She cheats at cards
She cheats at cards
She cheats at cards
She cheats at cards, cards, cards, cards, cards, cards, cards
She cheats at cards

Poker face was her name
Poker face was her nature
Sleight of hand was her game
If she knew she could get ya
She played 'em fast
And she played 'em hard
She could close her eyes
And feel every card
But how was I to know
That she'd false shuffled before
Said she'd never stacked a single deck
But I should have known
That all the cards were comin'
From the bottom of the pack
And if I'd known what she was dealin' out
I'd have dealt it back

She cheats at cards
She cheats at cards
She cheats at cards, and who knows what else?
She cheats at cards, yeah, yeah
She cheats at cards
She cheats at cards
She cheats at cards
She cheats at cards
She cheats at cards, cards, cards, cards, cards, cards, cards
She cheats at cards
She cheats at cards
She cheats at cards, Ooh, was a bad deal, cards
She cheats at cards, hey, hey
She cheats at…cards, She cheats at…cards, She cheats at…cards
Ooh, can't ya tell?
She cheats at cards, cards, cards, cards, cards, cards, cards
She cheats at cards, She cheats at cards
She cheats at cards, She cheats at cards
You never know! She cheats at cards
She cheats at cards, She cheats at cards
She cheats at cards, and it hurts!
She cheats at cards
She cheats at cards, cards, cards, cards, cards, cards, cards
She cheats at cards
Aaaauuuuuggggggghhhhhhhh!