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Song Parodies -> "Meatballs (from Agrimorfee's Attic)"

Original Song Title:

"Big Balls"

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Parody Song Title:

"Meatballs (from Agrimorfee's Attic)"

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The Lyrics

Continuing an examination of parodies that I wrote ages ago but am not necessarily proud of, this parody was co-written between me, my brother, and a high-school chum. We were going to be a parody-rock band called MBM Enterprises, but, like many youthful fantasies, this never came to pass.
Whenever I have a dinner of spaghetti
My chef's cooking has great noteriety
I always fill my platter until it's ten feet tall
Because all my friends, they say,
"He's got the best meat balls of all!"

I've got meatballs, I've got meatballs
They're such great meatballs, they're spicy meatballs
He's got meatballs, and she's got meatballs
And we've got the greatest meatballs of them all!

My stomach feels like it's bouncing
But my stomach is just full
And everybody eats here again and again
If you're on the reservation list
No one can take you higher
'Cause the meatballs are right here
Sitting on the fire (Chorus)

My meatballs go to charity
For the people who who have less
But when they're hidden treasure
They're the ones that I like best
The meatballs are given away
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my meatballs
Should be eaten every night


We love' em! We love 'em! We love 'em...
Copyright 1986, 2007, Agrimorfee. Yeah, let's see here...poor pacing, too many of the original lines, no variations on the choruses...let's give it a fair 332. :)

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Dylan Baranski - July 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Actually, this one's not too bad! Just a few pacing problems, but other than that, a good parody. Me, I consider meatballs to be OK.
Matthias - July 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Not bad. A good idea, but the pacing was a tad shoddy, but since you wrote this at age 13 I won't be too hard on you.
Agrimorfee - July 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Devotion To Accuracy Dept.: I was 15 when I co-wrote this.

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