I’m king of telephone impropriety,
God’s gift to phone call notoriety,
I’m calling random people
(I always have a ball),
And all my friends say I’ve got
The prankest calls of all.

Oh, I love prank calls,
I love prank calls,
And they’re useless calls,
Phony prank calls,
And he makes prank calls,
And she makes prank calls,
But I’ve make the prankest calls of them all.

And my calls are not restricted,
To people in my state,
I’ve even called some people from Japan.
(Japanese guy yelling)
If I call a random person,
Then it just causes ire,
But if I should call my boss,
Then I’ll get fired.
(Donald Trump: You’re fired!)

But, I love prank calls,
I love prank calls,
And they’re useless calls,
Phony prank calls,
And he makes prank calls,
And she makes prank calls,
But I’ve make the prankest calls of them all.

Some calls are for emergencies,
And some are for business,
But when they’re just for joking,
They’re the calls that I like best.
My calls are always causing
Anger & calamity,
I’ll keep going on unless some
Dude has caller ID.

Oh, We love prank calls,
We love prank calls,
We love prank calls,
Phony prank calls,
And he makes prank calls,
And she makes prank calls,
But I’ve make the prankest calls of them all.

(We love prank calls!)
(We love prank calls!)
And I’m so tempted to give you some calls, too.
Oh, I’ll have such wonderful fun.
Unless you’ve caller ID.

(Prank caller!) (repeats in background)

Moe Szyslak: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.

Bart Simpson: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs. O'Problem? First name, Bea.

Moe: Uh, yeah, just a minute, I'll check. Uh, Bea O'Problem? Bea O'Problem! Come on guys, do I have a B.O. problem here?!

Barney Gumble: You sure do!

(laughter)

Moe: Oh.. it's you, isn't it?!

(Bart & Lisa laugh)

Moe: Listen, you! When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!