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Song Parodies -> "I'm Gonna Sue Those Jerks"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)"

Original Performer:

AC/DC

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Gonna Sue Those Jerks"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

I have generally good relations with people; but there are certain people, organizations, & other entities that I wanna sue for certain reasons, whether it be: 1. Asking for only ketchup on my hamburger at a fast food place only for them putting everything on it by mistake, 2. A video game doing something wrong & getting me killed, 3. Nearly getting ripped off on Ebay, or other silly things. Anyways, enjoy the parody.
I went to the burger joint to get supper,
I didn’t wanna cook.
It was obvious my order was messed up,
When I’d taken a look.
Picked up the phone,
Called my lawyer,
He’s there all the time.
I called (number censored by the FCC),
Ah, what an awful crime.

I’m gonna sue those jerks!
I’m gonna sue those jerks!
I’m gonna sue those jerks!
(I’m gonna sue those freakin’ jerks!)
(I’m gonna sue those freakin’ jerks!)

I was playin’ Zelda & doin’ fine,
I got an extra heart.
I killed someone but then he killed me,
That’s where the trouble starts.
So,
I got my phone,
Called my lawyer,
I made a lawsuit call.
Came on down, paid a visit,
I’m gonna have a ball!

I’m gonna sue those jerks!
I’m gonna sue those jerks!
I’m gonna sue those jerks!
(I’m gonna sue those freakin’ jerks!)
(I’m gonna sue those freakin’ jerks!)

[guitar solo]

I almost got ripped off while on Ebay,
There’s no ifs ands, or buts.
I checked the item right near the end,
And it just drove me nuts.
Canceled my bid,
Picked up the phone,
Called my lawyer again.
For a fee,
He’s happy to be
My backup man.

I’m gonna sue those jerks!
I’m gonna sue those jerks!
I’m gonna sue those jerks!
(I’m gonna sue those freakin’ jerks!)
(I’m gonna sue those freakin’ jerks!)
(I’m gonna sue those freakin’ jerks!)
(I’m gonna sue those freakin’ jerks!)

Pre-trials, evidence, legal fees.
(Sue those jerks!)
Judges, juries, settlements.
(Sue those jerks!)

I’m gonna…
(Sue those jerks!)
I’m gonna…
(Sue those jerks!)
I’m gonna…
(I’m suing people left & right!)
Sue those jerks!
I’m gonna…
(I’m gonna)
(I’m gonna)
Sue those jerks!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   0
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Susanna Viljanen - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment
This made me smile - it was fun to hum along. Fives.
Dylan Baranski - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you. I'm now gonna sue whoever gave me 1s because someone seems to hate me for some reason. However, I will refrain from making a parody about how he/she sucks because it'll get deleted & I could be in trouble.
2Eagle - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment
OK, I gave yo 5's for your effort and we can relate to you, but lighten up.
Dylan Baranski - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Sorry, it started with someone voting 1s on my recent American Pie parody, which I took as an insult to Steve Irwin; and then someone voted 1s on my Rivers of Babylon parody that was a memorial to the victims of the Holocaust, which I took as an insult to those people. Also, I have autism, so I may get ticked off at odd things. Perhaps this is just a coincidence.
Below Average Dave - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Dylan, for me it paced perfectly. . .However, I have to admit that it was also just a bit repetitive. . .but I'll keep reading because I enjoy your topic choices, and besides I agree with your general opinions usually.

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