I went to the burger joint to get supper,
I didn’t wanna cook.
It was obvious my order was messed up,
When I’d taken a look.
Picked up the phone,
Called my lawyer,
He’s there all the time.
I called (number censored by the FCC),
Ah, what an awful crime.

I’m gonna sue those jerks!
I’m gonna sue those jerks!
I’m gonna sue those jerks!
(I’m gonna sue those freakin’ jerks!)
(I’m gonna sue those freakin’ jerks!)

I was playin’ Zelda & doin’ fine,
I got an extra heart.
I killed someone but then he killed me,
That’s where the trouble starts.
So,
I got my phone,
Called my lawyer,
I made a lawsuit call.
Came on down, paid a visit,
I’m gonna have a ball!

I’m gonna sue those jerks!
I’m gonna sue those jerks!
I’m gonna sue those jerks!
(I’m gonna sue those freakin’ jerks!)
(I’m gonna sue those freakin’ jerks!)

[guitar solo]

I almost got ripped off while on Ebay,
There’s no ifs ands, or buts.
I checked the item right near the end,
And it just drove me nuts.
Canceled my bid,
Picked up the phone,
Called my lawyer again.
For a fee,
He’s happy to be
My backup man.

I’m gonna sue those jerks!
I’m gonna sue those jerks!
I’m gonna sue those jerks!
(I’m gonna sue those freakin’ jerks!)
(I’m gonna sue those freakin’ jerks!)
(I’m gonna sue those freakin’ jerks!)
(I’m gonna sue those freakin’ jerks!)

Pre-trials, evidence, legal fees.
(Sue those jerks!)
Judges, juries, settlements.
(Sue those jerks!)

I’m gonna…
(Sue those jerks!)
I’m gonna…
(Sue those jerks!)
I’m gonna…
(I’m suing people left & right!)
Sue those jerks!
I’m gonna…
(I’m gonna)
(I’m gonna)
Sue those jerks!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!