-> "Pull Your Pants Up, Please"
Original Song Title:
"Take a Chance on Me"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Pull Your Pants Up, Please"
The Lyrics
If you think I'm fine
Baby, get in line
You're a bit too free
Pull your pants up, please
I should really let you know
I don't like 'em down
Though you're "up" for a peep show
I'm left with a frown
If you're flasher prone
It's no wonder you're alone
There's not much to see
Pull your pants up, please
If you wanna get undressed
Kinda wonder why
That's not how you look your best
So zip up your fly
Pull your pants up, please
(No, I won't give you some money)
Pull your pants up, please
You should try dancing, not naked stalking,
'Specially in this weather
Sorry, but are you sick? We were just talking
No need to un-fetter
Now you know I'm shocked!
There you are in shirt and shoes
Such a "ballsy" thing to do
It's TRAGIC!
Don't want you to leave it there
No chance of a love affair
Come on, nice and slow...
Will you please let go?
If you think I'm fine
Baby, get in line
You're a bit too free
Pull your pants up, please
I should really let you know
I don't like 'em down
Though you're "up" for a peep show
I'm left with a frown
Please leave me alone
Or I might just break your "bone"
Didn't want to see
Pull your pants up, please
If you thought you'd pass the test
Wanna be my guy
I am begging, keep it dressed
Or you'll make me cry
Pull your pants up, please
(Come on, give me a break will you?)
Pull your pants up, please
No, it won't help to call me Baby...Pull 'em up, hurry!
Or the cops'll get you
Though you wanna know me...Baby don't worry,
I ain't gonna let you
Let me yell it now
Don't say "It's strong enough
To last when things are rough"
I'll gag--ick!
I swear it's a waste of time
Now I can't get it off my mind
And that's not good, no
You should prob'ly go
If you think I'm fine
Baby, get in line
You're a bit too free
Pull your pants up, please
I should really let you know
I don't like 'em down
Though you're "up" for a peep show
I'm left with a frown
How it's overgrown
I wish I had never known
You're offending me
Pull your pants up, please
In this case, well, more is less
Why'd you set it free?
Give your pervy ways a rest
Pull your pants up, please
(Pull your pants, Pull your pants, Pull your pants up, please)
Ba ba ba ba baa
Ba ba ba ba baa
Now you're scaring me
Pull your pants up, please
Soon you'll be under arrest
Well unless you flee
How much longer must I stress?
Pull your pants up, please
(Pull your pants, Pull your pants, Pull your pants up, please)
Ba ba ba ba baa
Ba ba ba ba baa ba-ba
Why's your willy free?
Pull your pants up, please
(Fade to end)
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