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Song Parodies -> "Pull Your Pants Up, Please"

Original Song Title:

"Take a Chance on Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"Pull Your Pants Up, Please"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

If you think I'm fine
Baby, get in line
You're a bit too free
Pull your pants up, please
I should really let you know
I don't like 'em down
Though you're "up" for a peep show
I'm left with a frown

If you're flasher prone
It's no wonder you're alone
There's not much to see
Pull your pants up, please
If you wanna get undressed
Kinda wonder why
That's not how you look your best
So zip up your fly

Pull your pants up, please
(No, I won't give you some money)
Pull your pants up, please

You should try dancing, not naked stalking,
'Specially in this weather
Sorry, but are you sick? We were just talking
No need to un-fetter

Now you know I'm shocked!

There you are in shirt and shoes
Such a "ballsy" thing to do
It's TRAGIC!
Don't want you to leave it there
No chance of a love affair
Come on, nice and slow...
Will you please let go?

If you think I'm fine
Baby, get in line
You're a bit too free
Pull your pants up, please
I should really let you know
I don't like 'em down
Though you're "up" for a peep show
I'm left with a frown

Please leave me alone
Or I might just break your "bone"
Didn't want to see
Pull your pants up, please
If you thought you'd pass the test
Wanna be my guy
I am begging, keep it dressed
Or you'll make me cry

Pull your pants up, please
(Come on, give me a break will you?)
Pull your pants up, please

No, it won't help to call me Baby...Pull 'em up, hurry!
Or the cops'll get you
Though you wanna know me...Baby don't worry,
I ain't gonna let you

Let me yell it now

Don't say "It's strong enough
To last when things are rough"
I'll gag--ick!
I swear it's a waste of time
Now I can't get it off my mind
And that's not good, no
You should prob'ly go

If you think I'm fine
Baby, get in line
You're a bit too free
Pull your pants up, please
I should really let you know
I don't like 'em down
Though you're "up" for a peep show
I'm left with a frown

How it's overgrown
I wish I had never known
You're offending me
Pull your pants up, please
In this case, well, more is less
Why'd you set it free?
Give your pervy ways a rest
Pull your pants up, please

(Pull your pants, Pull your pants, Pull your pants up, please)

Ba ba ba ba baa
Ba ba ba ba baa
Now you're scaring me
Pull your pants up, please
Soon you'll be under arrest
Well unless you flee
How much longer must I stress?
Pull your pants up, please

(Pull your pants, Pull your pants, Pull your pants up, please)

Ba ba ba ba baa
Ba ba ba ba baa ba-ba
Why's your willy free?
Pull your pants up, please

(Fade to end)

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 38

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Cookie-man - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen, Arwen, Arewn! What can I say! That was absolutely INCERDIBLE!!! I agree that NO ONE wants to see that. The guy in the song sounds like a real weiner............;)
Ravyn Rant - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Great pacing, excellent rhyming and an absolute scream. I can only hope for your sake that this wasn't drawn from life...icky...
Kristof Robertson - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Easily one of your best....inspi-bloody-rational!!! 555...you really ought to vet your men a bit more. :-)
2nz - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
(Pulls pants up) Yes, Ma'am. Excellent work, one of your best. Have a great month Arwen, the sexiest elf I know.
Ashkicksass - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh my hell, I am DYING! This is one of your best yet! I giggled from start to finish...
Arwen - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
COOKIE...thanks so much, buddy...=) RAVYN...not based on personal experience...well...at least the telling him to pull his pants up part never happened...; )...KRISTOF...thanks, darling...but I don't know what you mean...(vet my men???)...but that could be because I'm an idiot...2NZ...I wasn't talking to you, Silly...you can take your pants right off! Hehee...not sure how I'm going to have aforementioned great month without you around...=(...but I'll try...you can buy me a present in Europe if you want...heheheh...(and thanks for the sexy elf comment, too...*kisskiss*...)...ASHKICKSASS...thanks, baby! Don't die, though, okay? Because really...the day may come when you're the only one who appreciates my work anymore...=)
Kristof Robertson - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry babe...Brit/Aussie dialect creeping in...vet = run a check on :-). And you're anything but an idiot....
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Itīs all the fault of our modern ways, todays belts are too heavy and will bring down the whole pair whenever a man least expects it... :-)
>BR>Levis 5-0-1
Didnīt bring me down
But these modern jeans
make me blue it seems...
Arwen - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Ahh...see...that British/Aussie thing is only sexy as long as I know what the hell you're talking about, KR...dammit! And thanks for the explanation, K1chyd...I appreciate it....=)
Leo Jay - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious.
Rod Worden - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thought I'd make it an even ten 5s, Arwen. This one stands out..!
Arwen - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Leo and Rod! I really appreciate it!!
Johnny D - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
M'Lady, m'Lady, m'Lady, I beseech thy forgiveness for arriving late ... accept as my penance these humble three 5's for thy pants-chant.
Arwen - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Late, schmate, Johnny...you're always welcome!! Thanks a ton, buddy!
Laurence Dunne - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, you certainly exposed this issue. I'll flash you a 555 for that revealing peep into this ugly underworld
Arwen - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Heehee...thanks, Laurence...=)
alvin rhodes - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
you write some amazing parodies, arwen
Arwen - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Ahhh...alvin! Thank you very much! Seriously. I generally consider myself exceptional in many ways...but...all cockiness aside...it's very nice to hear such nice things from others. I really appreciate it...=)
Phil Alexander - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen, is this where you're trying to prove you're not just a flash in the pan?
Arwen - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, Phil...I still feel like I have to prove that every day!! =) Thanks a bunch!
The Thought Police - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Weiners can be losers and losers can be wieners.DKTOS,but I like the message----"don't get caught with your pants down"
Arwen - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Heehee...thanks TTP...I s'pose it just depends on who you are, really...; )
Serafina - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! I thought this one was really funny! I would have read it yesterday except my internet was down for most of the day. 5-5-5.
Arwen - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
No worries, Serafina! Thanks a ton...I'm glad you liked it!!! =)
Spaff.com - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job. For months my to-do list has included "Take Your Pants Off Please." So, Evenstar, our minds are working in the same direction. Or, um, completely different directions.
Michael Pacholek - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
You get the 2004 Cornell Haynes Award for best song about men who don't know how to wear pants. (I got the 2003 Award for "Pull Your Pants Up.") I figure, if you're gonna wear your pants so low that the entire waistband of your underwear shows, you might as well walk around without pants. I'd actually have more respect for someone willing to take the chance.
Arwen - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
SPAFF...nice to know that in some small fraction of a way, we may be somewhat on the same level...thanks!! MICHAEL...I'll have to go check out your song immediately...since you passed such an honor on. From your comment, I'll assume that you know when you keep your pants in the upright position...good to know...=) Thanks!!
Know 1 can hear you dream - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Already commented. Now restoring my 5s.
Ahnonamis - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, I'll download it and get back to ya by the end of the month if I can.
Adagio - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I don't know the song, but gave you 5's because the parody is cute.
BLO-TOWN - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM-I voted...
Rick D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I love this, but there is a flip side. I think it has to do with dromedary feet.
Leo Jay - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Why am I back? Well, you know -- these damn tyrannical SOTM rules... but you already know I love this parody, right? Right? (Should I pull up my leather pants now?)
Johnny D - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM July) pant pant pant pant pant pant pant pant snuffle snuffle pant pant
Agrimorfee - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Good stuff, Maynard. 444
Phil Nelson - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Really not that funny.....
Dee Range - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM 555 So this is what the movie FREE WILLY was about! Great work
Arwen - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to everyone who SOTM voted...it's my first entry...and going up against the likes of...well, all the other WAY more talented folks than me...I'm not expecting much...but...thanks for stopping by!

And Leo...hmmm...leather pants ON or OFF...I feel like I winner either way...; )
Adagio - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Dee...loved this comment of your's ...t'were very funny! ...lol...So this is what the movie FREE WILLY was about!'
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Forget Phil Nelson, he also thought MY parody was unfunny so he is obviously crazy. This was comical brilliance, and I am ashamed to say that our Group Rehearsals for drama are constantly interrupted by one 'member' constantly dropping his daks and swivelling his hips. Quick, take some 5s before I hurl!!!
Arwen - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jake! I try to be really thick skinned...but sometimes meanies sting a bit. Your comment totally made me smile...=)
Melhi - August 14, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM -- For something that supposedly wasn't funny, I caught myself chuckling aloud more than once. :) Nice work.
Arwen - August 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Melhi!!!
Spaff.com - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm back, Sister. And don't worry - when our Amiright branch meets, you won't have remind me to pull my pants up. 'Cause I won't be wearing any. Heh heh.
Arwen - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the re-visit, Spaff...=) On the branch meeting, all I can say is...Duh. The sandwich board doesn't come with matching pants. And you're not allowed to mismatch in my company. So...case closed.
Ashkicksass - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Honey, I saw this on latest comments, and had to read it again. If possible, it's even more hilarious the second time! It's one of my all time favorites!

Oh, and FYI, I am officially in a fight with Phil Nelson.
Arwen - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
You and me both, Kicksass! Thanks!
Meriadoc - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Ooops! I thought this was going to be Argents "Hold Your head Up". Will be back after firing up KaZaa....
Meriadoc - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Back after playing KaZaa Roulette for 2 hours... this was worth it - some very funny lines. But I noticed no one commented that in your presence the fellow would have probably gotten tangled in his pants, fallen down and required hospitalization.... ;-D
Arwen - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, Merry! Thanks!! (blushing now!)
Claude Prez - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Lots of fun here, esp. the great title. Well done.
Arwen - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, thanks, Claude! =)
Peregrin - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny Arwen. Merry's comments now have me thinking about you in a different way!!!
Arwen - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, thanks, Pippin! I'm hoping that's different/good...not different/bad...=)
Jeff Reuben - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM--This was pretty funny, but why was "up" in quotes? =)
Arwen - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Interpret it how you will, Mr. Reuben.
Ingeborg - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Having lived through sexual harrassment by some boyfriends-from-Hades and strangers on the street, I can certainly understand the feelings behind this song. Well-written, without crossing the line from adult humor into just plain sleaze: triple 5's here!
Arwen - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Well aren't you kind, Ingeborg! But I really was going for just plain sleaze...hmph...; ) Thanks!
Janel - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I just saw "Mamma Mia" on broadway and was jonesing for some ABBA. This is fantastic!
Arwen - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks a ton, Janel!!
Johnny D - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Whenever I read this parody, I feel strangely atroused.
2nz - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
And all this time I was reading the song totally different. See I used to sit on stools or bend down to get something and so unknowingly expose myself in public. Then I took a job where my boss did the same thing. To this day I can't figure out a tactful way to say 'pull your PANTS up' to your boss, but I've made a habit of doing so myself (to MY pants, not his)... and you're still the sexiest elf I know.
Arwen - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL, Johnny...

2nz...glad to hear you've got your pants under control...=) But you should know that as long as you keep ending your comments with that sweet sweet phrase...there is no confession you can make that will stop me from loving you...; )
Dominic L. - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC, I liked it! 5's
Rick C - October 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) :-) Fun to sing with the OS. 555
Agrimorfee - October 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See comment above. I think I like it even more now.
Adagio - October 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS. Sorry, Arwen.
Red Ant - October 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(P) This OS isn't on my ABBA Greatest hits and I don't dance so I'm having a hard time relating to this. The "I'll gag--ick" and other quoted words in here are great though.
stuart mcarthur - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) - I've read this classic before, but not left a comment I see - never mind - it is a classic, and I loved the line "Well unless you flee" - 555
Johnny D - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above again and again and again!
Rex - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
How did I miss this? This is great! However, you should probably stop dating ex-presidents.
Kristof Robertson - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) I had to VET this one again to see if I still laughed...and I did!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Still artfully written and a comical gem, Arwen.
Jeff Reuben - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC: Still funny, even if it made me redo my entire wardrobe (why did everyone stand and clap when I walked into work this morning?)
Chris Frederick - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I laughed out loud. Excellent as usual, Arwen. 555
Johnny D - May 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC Finals) See above!
Catherine B. - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Thats was so totally lol! Do you have any other parodies???
Arwen - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Catherine...thanks. I actually DO have a couple other parodies on the site. You can view them here:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/arwen.shtml

Now, I'm interested as to what brought you to this particular parody. Funnily enough, even though it's over three years old, you're the second person to make reference to it just today. Did your professor play it for you in a class? Just curious...
ChuckyG - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Google is now listing this page as the second result for the key phrase "pull your pants up" which is probably a new song by someone else, hence some confusion on the part by people looking for those lyrics.
Arwen - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Chucky...I don't know....you could be right. But someone left a comment on one of my other parodies that her instructor in a class had played a recording of this parody...so, I didn't know if that had lead to the high "hit-age."
MikeLittoris - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Great Parody Arwen 5-5-5 for you m' lady
DJ Blaze - November 09, 2009 - Report this comment
THIS GOT OVER 3000 VIEWS!!!! That's the most I've ever seen! After reading it, I can see why! 555
UnKnownVotress - November 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Free Willy & Feed the HoLess ! ! I'm glad that someone else shares my view of the current mens' fashion statement . . .

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