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Song Parodies -> "The Dancing Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing Queen"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Dancing Queen"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Take a chance, strike a stance
Have need for fun in my life
Ooh ditched those pearls, scotched that scene
Dig it! The dancing Queen!

Lonely night and I’m tired of throne
Phil’s gone out, left me all alone
Palace may see the charleston, hip-hop or the swing
Maybe a highland fling

Mashed potato-ing on the sly
Disco ball glitters from a-high
Jitterbug’s what I’m doing, macarena time
Tango exudes romance
Cha cha infects my pants…

I am the dancing Queen, eighty-two (acting seventeen)

Dancing Queen, feel the heat from my time warp scene, oh yeah
Limbo dance and slam dance
Causes chi-ro-prac-tic strife
Ooh twist unfurls, funk’s the scene
Dig it! The dancing Queen!

Sure, watusi, it turns me on
Lindy, learning till break of dawn
Looking hot when I foxtrot, swim is fun to do
Sure love that moon-walk prance
Have yen for belly dance…

True, she’s the dancing Queen, monarchy has become routine
Dancing Queen, head of state gyrates like a teen, oh yeah
Boogaloo! Q E 2
Hustles and rumbas alright
Ooh see her whirl, crotch-grabs keen
Dig it! The dancing Queen!

Dig it! The dancing Queen!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 23

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 5   23

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Adagio - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Dancing and a parody by M&P? How could I resist? You set quite a scene with your 'chi-ro-prac-tic strife', crotch- grab and many other funny lines. 5's of course...:)
Michael Pacholek - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
I thought the late Princess Margaret was the club-hopper. Then again, what bouncer would deny the Queen entry? At least she'd never have to say, "Do you know who I am?"
TJC - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny with both brilliant concept and lexecution... this parody sure to streep right to the top!
Christie Marie M - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Your parody is quite a treat to dance to, Mer & Pip! 3 set of 5's are dancing all around you right now!
AFW - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
You guys are like Bounce Cassidy and the Some Dance 'em all in there
John Barry - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
A trip of the light fantastic down memory lane.
alvin - February 26, 2009 - Report this comment
this would make a great video...especially liked "cha cha infects my pants"...go go go..little queenie !
mandamoo - February 26, 2009 - Report this comment
I wouldn't put it passed Lizzie Windsor. Great visuals!
Elizabeth R - February 26, 2009 - Report this comment
We are not amused!
Guy - March 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I am so appalled - she should "queen" up her act. Great visuals you two and Merry - watch this week. I will submit a parody that you requested of me back in November. Oh yeah, this has a very crowning touch to it. But you both know that you should have respect and not "crown" around with royalty. For shame and 5s.
Peregrin - March 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks everybody :) Ah, but Guy, you see, thansk to my geographicness, she IS my Queen, so I can get away with it !
Stuart McArthur - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Too too funny, M and P - as everyone else said, the visuals were priceless, but I also loved "eighty-two (acting seventeen)" - lol - 555
Mark Scotti - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Happy, Joyus, Makes you want to go 555'ng!!!
Peregrin - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Stu and Mark!
LilScorpia - March 03, 2009 - Report this comment
M & P: . . . . Mama Mia !
Matthias - July 20, 2012 - Report this comment
I would love to see an animated music video to this especially the part with the Queen dressed up as Frank-N-Furter and doing the Time Warp. It would be priceless!!!
Porfle Popnecker - July 22, 2012 - Report this comment
This is exactly what I imagine the Queen does when she's by herself.
Agrimorfee - July 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Artistry Contest could have used more M&P appearances these past couple years. You come and go like karma chameleons! Good to see you here, and contributing a good 'un.
Rex - July 28, 2012 - Report this comment
So now we know who taught Michael Jackson his moves. Nice peek into the secret life of royalty.
bobpiecheese - July 31, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) So this is what the Queen is up to when she isn't parachuting into the Olympics. Seems legit. Fantastic parody here, really tickles my "parodies-that-twist-the-title-to-mean-something-else" bone. Wherever that is. 555!
Below Average Dave - August 06, 2012 - Report this comment
So, this is the literal dancing queen, gotcha
Blaydeman - August 06, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Litteral title parodies are always so silly! I liked it so much! Great job!
Meriadoc - August 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks you so much everyone for the contest feedback! :)

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