You had your happy days when you played hard to get.
You tried to flirt with me, but you weren't single yet.
You introduced me to your hubby, didn't take it good!
I wouldn't start a fight, so you turned cold as wood.

So when you wrote me, Carla, why'd you sign it XOX?
The note you gave me now will be recycled, XOX.

When it's gone, one more tree just might live to grow on.
When you're gone, I hope Saturn will be your next home!

You said he's far away, though he was standing near.
You tried to start a fight, but I'm not dumb, my dear.
You really hoped we'd duke it out, I think he understood,
'Cause when we went to school, he used to be so good.

So when you wrote me, Carla, why'd you sign it XOX?
The note you gave me now will be cremated, XOX.
When it's gone, one more farm just might live to grow corn.
When you're gone, I hope Neptune will be your next home!

So when you wrote me, Carla, why'd you sign it XOX?
The note you gave me now will be combusted, XOX.
When it's gone, one more s'more there might be to munch on.
When you're gone, I hope Triton will be your next home!
When it's gone, one more campfire might live to cook on.
When you're gone, I hope Pluto will be your next home!