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Song Parodies -> "Take Your Pants And Leave"

Original Song Title:

"Take A Chance On Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abba

Parody Song Title:

"Take Your Pants And Leave"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

(Her) Now that we have dined, have a little wine
Candlelight and Brie
How I fancy thee
If you need me, take it slow, find some common ground
(In my mind, but I won’t show, we might fool around)
If you get me home ‘cos romantic words have shown
That you’re wooing me
So gentleman-ly
Know you’ll slip my pretty dress gently past my thigh
If you treat me like the best, this I won’t deny

Take your pants off please
(oh yes unmask that nice bummy)
Take your pants off please

(Him) Let’s be pretending you are streetwalking
Or don a little leather
Hasten then to cuff you - maybe just rough you
While I have you fettered
cos you know I’ve got
So much that I wanna do
Oh drag queens, golden showers too and bootlicks
And look at ole Rover there
Wants threesomey woof affair
Such a kinky show
Bet you’re set to go!

(Her) I just long for time when we’re intertwined
That I guarantee
Take your pants off please
Po-e-try me, let me know chivalry abounds
If you be my gentle beau and don’t let me down
If you treat me right we’ll have pretty awesome night
Honey I decree
Take your pants off please
Gonna drown you in my chest, gonna make you fly
Gonna give you all my best, gonna get you high

Take your pants off please
(come on, don’t make me wait, thrill me)
Take your pants off please

(Him) Oh let us take clothesline baby, call your friend Georgie
Phone up Mona, yes do
Let’s get Dawn an’ Shirley, savour an orgy
I’ll talk dirty to you

(Her) Let me stop you now!
By God, I’ve heard enough
Alas, your kinky stuff is tragic
I’ve acted in haste this time
Now your plans leave me disinclined
Be no ‘down below’
This is so pas, faux

I have changed my mind, there’ll be no ‘clothesline’
Run, or else I’ll scream
Take your pants and leave
You’re a dev’iant, let me go, dialing 9-1-1
Didn’t know that golden glow’s your idea of fun
In the danger zone, found myself in, unbeknown
Hon, I disagree
With your stance on three
One on one woulda been the best, babe I guarantee
Thought o’ mutts just got me stressed, there’ll be no ‘pet spree’
(Take your pants, take your pants, take your pants and leave)

(Him) B-b-b-b-but...b-b-b-b-but...
(Her) It ain’t gonna be
Take your pants and leave
Gosh, I’m just so unimpressed, babe, you can’t conceive
And to think I got undressed - had your chance, now leave!
(Take your pants, take your pants, take your pants and leave)

(Him) B-b-b-b-but...b-b-b-b-but-b-but...
(Her) Damn, are you still here ?
Take your pants and leave...

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John the Grunt - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
555 though I have to say I'm disappointed you're so sexually repressed :-) I mean there's nothing like three women, two men, a dog, a cat and a washing machine with some gentle wine and cheese set to Mozart. Wow I'm getting all excited just thinking about it!
Michael Pacholek - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
He took his pants, all right. He took his pants, all right. 'Cause you won't beg for more.
mandamoo - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Heehee I had a good giggle whilst I sang a long. I enjoyed this ! Loved the him/her thing ! :)
John Barry - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Pantabulous.
alvin - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
LMAO...a hilarious "he says / she says" concept...one of the funniest i've read all year
AFW - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Naughty and nice
PMS - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
"Threesomely woof affair" made me howl.
Guy - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
What about the dog's pants? I'm sure he did for a while anyway. Nice to see you two back doing your "dastardly" deeds in poetic pansexual pantological parody. This one knocked my knickers off.
littleCupCakes - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for handling the date//mating situation very delicately, here where there are so many Gavin-wana-be's!
Meriadoc - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you all. John the G: the views expressed are not necessarily those of the distaff half of the duo... ;-)
Doppelbock - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Love it!
Serafina - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Very funny stuff here. Perfect score!

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