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Song Parodies -> "Spank 'em For The Music"

Original Song Title:

"Thank You For The Music"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"Spank 'em For The Music"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

They think they're special, the idiots living next door.
If they play a song, I've probably heard it before.
When they have a party, a terrible thing,
'Cause everyone hates it when they start to sing.
They're so hateful, the crowd,
When we ask, don't play it so loud!

So I say,
Spank 'em for the music, the noise they're making,
Spank 'em for the sleep we're losing.
We can live without it, I ask in all honesty,
Will there be peace?
They're up all night 'til the dawn, so are we,
So I say spank 'em for the music
They play continually.

Bubba says he went to parties before he could walk,
Bo says he played the banjo long before he could talk.
And I've often wondered, from where did they hatch?
We all know there's nothing these weirdos can catch
Like a Budweiswer can,
They drink twelve in a one-hour span!

So I say,
Spank 'em for the music, the noise they're making,
Spank 'em for the sleep we're losing.
We can live without it, I ask in all honesty,
Will there be peace?
They're up all night 'til the dawn, so are we,
So I say spank 'em for the music
They play continually.

I am so fed up, I bringing the cat of nine tails,
I'm gonna break it up, the late night party,
No more beer, no more noise, no more tramps!

So I say,
Spank 'em for the music, the noise they're making,
Spank 'em for the sleep we're losing.
We can live without it, I ask in all honesty,
Will there be peace?
They're up all night 'til the dawn, so are we,
So I say spank 'em for the music
They play continually.
So I say spank 'em for the music
They play continually.
©2007 by Michael W. McVey

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Michael McVey - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
One error: the third verse should start as "I'M bringing the cat of nine tails."
John Barry - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Spank ABBA for their "music."
Invisible Boy - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
I like anyone who likes ABBA...spanking good job
Laurie Alexander - December 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Mama Mia! Good job! I was actually listening to this song earlier in the week to get an idea. Nothing came to me. But, spanks to you for sharing this one!
Jeff Reuben - February 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Good job with this! Hope they didn't keep you up all night for too long :)
Matthias - February 10, 2008 - Report this comment
So I say thanks for mocking Abba, and that late night booze party....
Agrimorfee - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
(Wildcard) Enjoyable parody...I empathize heavily with the singer, believe me! I'm afraid that there was a bit too much of key phrases of the OS still in there ("I ask in all honesty" and the "walk/talk" couplet in verse 2)
Max Power - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Great
bobpiecheese - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
(WILD) Why spank them , when a good ol' fashioned grenade will work just as well, and they wouldn't know WHO sent them flying through the sky? Well done, 555, blah blah blah.
Invisible Boy - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
I still like ABBA...and I still like this parody
Below Average Dave - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTMWildCard) Very different, very unique and to a song I've not seen a million times, the WIldCard as always is turning out to be a tough comp as all 6 parodies are pretty good.

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