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Song Parodies -> "Man's Latrine"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing Queen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abba

Parody Song Title:

"Man's Latrine"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

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At a glance, army life
Had me for prime of my life
"You'll see the world", "guns and things"
Diggin' the man's latrine...

Outdoor stalls start to overflow
Looks like grunts need new place to go
When they got me recruited, told me lots of things
"You'll be in airborne wing
Parachutin' down from the sky
Rifle slung – dropping on the sly"
But a bit of confusion saw me re-assigned
Orders from Corporal, (Lance)
That's when I looked askance...

You'll dig the man's latrine
Dung and heat's makin' me turn green
Man's latrine, standing deep in this amber pee oh bleh !
Goo'd expanse looish strife
Staff infections prob'ly rife
Pooh, reel and hurl, squashed in feet
Diggin' the man's latrine

Sorta queasy theme for a song
Sinus burning and man, it... pongs...
Working out in this gutter, many G.I.'s stew
AWOL's at top of plans
And if I get the chance...

Duped with the man's latrine
Bugger this, saw my chance, I'm fleein'
Man's latrine, appetite's gone for the canteen, oh yeah !
Poo-ey hands, poo-ey life
Give me back my nine to five
"You'll see the world" ? "Guns and things" ?
Diggin' the man's latrine ?
Diggin' the man's latrine ?

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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Peter Andersson - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Never has a crap idea turned out so good, I'll sign you up for another 555!
Michael Pacholek - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Still doesn't answer the basic (training) question though...
alvin rhodes - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
i dug it....great concept
Rex - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody should leave you hip deep in fives.
Phil Alexander - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Brilliant in both conception and execution, M&P (even if it does seem a bit more like P than M, if you see what I mean)
AFW - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Good job...no pun intended...but, there's one thing I'm wondering about...women are in the service...who digs their latrine?
PMS - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
My number one and two favorite of the day
mandamoo - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Not #1's or #2's....but #5's !!! Toilet humour - love it ! ;)
Meriadoc - January 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone!
Patrick Jewell - January 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent treatment of a difficult topic and you didn't resort to rhyming with the word 'pants' eg "down came those khaki pants".
wandlimb - February 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Ewwww. I'm turning green, too. (and it's spelled "staph")

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