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Song Parodies -> "Mortar's Loose"

Original Song Title:

"Waterloo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abba

Parody Song Title:

"Mortar's Loose"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

My my, that mortar's loose
My balance act is hindered
Oh dear! and I must sit precar'ously
On heights dizzying sway
This masonry nook where I dwell
Is flawed and unstable as hell !

Mortar's loose - Humpty this egghead's about to fall
Mortar's loose - Crumbles the stuff of a weathered wall
Mortar's loose - Goodly mishap sung from me to you
Mortar's loose - No one knew seat was to be a-skew
Oh no no no...
Mortar's loose - Parapet's facing had watered glue...

My my, no steeds of king show knack
To me re-former
Oh yeah, and neither men of his HIGH-ness
Are swift to set me right
And now that I'm sever-ly broke
The field's quite anundate with yoke !

Mortar's loose - rhyme is repeated, I hit the floor
Mortar's loose - Now this here ovum is never more
Mortar's loose - Sad escapade-y broke me in two
Mortar's loose - No good with tape, nor with sticks of glue
Oh no no no...
Mortar's loose - Gravity raped me, I'm telling you...

To cling good was never my luck
That silly kids' rhyme really sucks !

Mortar's loose - Cordless-y bungee made it's debut
Mortar's loose - Knowing my fate is to be all goo
Oh no no no...
Mortar's loose - Maybe be scraped into vindaloo
Mortar's loose - Flowing al-bumen, it's cooked my goose
Oh no no nn...
Mortar's loose - Om'letty oozings from my caboose

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alvin rhodes - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
i love the 'abba-gooseness" of it all....also love the term "gravity raped me"...enough eggish terms in here to construct the world's largest omelette..nice job, hobbits...let that albumen flow !
Rick C - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I can think of better ways to get plastered. Funny one guys, er girls, er...whatever. 555
NoNosedDog - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
One word - Genius!! 5s 'Knowing my fate is to be all goo' - fantastic!
Benny Andersson - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I should have done it this way, I am so ashamed. I blame Bjorn.
Larry Hensley - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Good stuff.
John Jenkins - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Very good parody of a difficult OS.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 10, 2006 - Report this comment
You know, I grew up with this song, I turned 9 the year they won the European Song Contest with it, it's a good song, but I'm so tired of it that it really takes an interesting looking parody to get my to listen to it, and you managed to make me do that, and here's all 5s. Also, I've been working on a parody to "King Kong Song" from the same album and I figure you two might be among the few here that possibly own the whole album so don't put it away, it's gonna be my next submission if all goes well.
mandamoo - March 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Cemented together brilliantly - unlike the poor subject heheh :)
Peregrin - March 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Peter, I think Merry will have had apoplexy after reading "I figure you two might be among the few here that possibly own the whole album" :)
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Merry having apoplexy, why? Did I by chance insult her/him by assuming the two of you are my age or older? Or was it the other way around, ”King Kong Song” being one of her/his favourite songs on that album? If the latter I think we both wonder what would have happened with their sound if they had not won the European Song Contest, ”Watch Out” also goes to prove that they were experimenting with things less mainstream.
Stuart McArthur - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
"Mortar's loose - Now this here ovum is never more", "Gravity Raped Me" - is there nothing you won't contrive in your quest for perfect syllable-matching? LOL - keep fighting the good fight, M and P - 555
Peregrin - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Stuart, et al :) Peter, if I have to threaten Merry to respond to your enquiry one more time, I might just have to go and see him/her in person !!!
Meriadoc - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry Peter - Merry is very distracted lately. I guess my answer to your original question is - if I had a choice between listening to an Abba album or diving headfirst into a tub of battery acid, well, I guess I would listen to the Abba album... ;-)

Pip - just think, if you really DID see me in person, you could then spank me for that response... ;-)
Peter Andersson - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Battery acid, now that's a severe threat to get a response, I better supply a link to the parody I hinted above so that Merry can choose to actually listen to ABBA (I'm making TOS available for a couple of days) instead of that! :-)

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/abba126.shtml

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