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Song Parodies -> "Put Some Pants On, Dee"

Original Song Title:

"Take a Chance on Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"Put Some Pants On, Dee"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

Dee, you blow my mind, that's a high hemline
I don't wanna see, put some pants on, Dee!
If I'm gonna let you go and stroll downtown,
I don't want your thongs to show go 'cause your zipper's down.
Now you're almost nude, and the lowlife punks
Have shown they want you, Dee,
Put some pants on, Dee!
Better button your vest and it ain't no lie,
Don't you put me to the test, and don't ask me why.

Put some pants on, Dee,
(Don't show your ass, it's not funny)
Put some pants on, Dee!

You wanna go dancing, you wanna go walking,
But you're not dressed for the weather.
You listen to rap music, just like the gangbangers,
But I think you could do better.
You show what you've got,
So much that I'll lock you up, until you straighten up, it's tragic.
When guys look up there, they can see your pubic hair!
And what else you show, no, I, don't want to know!

Dee, you blow my mind, that's a high hemline.
I don't wanna see, put some pants on, Dee!
If I'm gonna let you go and stroll downtown,
I don't want your thongs to show go 'cause your zipper's down.
Now you're almost nude, and the lowlife punks
Have shown they want you, Dee,
Put some pants on, Dee!
Better button your vest and it ain't no lie,
Don't you put me to the test, and don't ask me why.

Put some pants on, Dee,
(And button your shirt, will you?)
Put some pants on, Dee!

Oh you can take your time baby, I'm in no hurry,
But I'm not gonna let you
Go outside that door, until you put yourself some clothes on,
No, I ain't gonna let you.
Let me tell you now, I don't wanna see your boobs
Like the girls on the TV tube, it's tragic.
Don't wanna see your underwear, but you don't seem to care,
So no, you can't go, unless you wear some clothes.

Dee, you blow my mind, that's a high hemline.
I don't wanna see, Put some pants on, Dee!
If I'm gonna let you go, and stroll downtown,
I don't want your thongs to show go 'cause your zipper's down.
Now you're almost nude, and the lowlife punks
Have shown they want you, Dee, put some pants on, Dee!
Better button your vest 'cause I don't want to see,
Don't you put me to the test, put some pants on, Dee!
(Put some pants, put some pants, put some pants on, Dee!)

Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa
I don't wanna see
Put some pants on, Dee!
And button up your vest, I don't wanna see
Don't you put me to the test, put some pants on, Dee!
(Put some pants, put some pants, put some pants on, Dee!)

Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa ba-ba
I don't wanna see
Put some pants on, Dee!
©2005 Michael W. McVey

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Michael Pacholek - June 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Dee Thomas from "What's Happening"? Or Dee Snider from Twisted Sister? Or Dee Range? Either way, I'm not sure I wanna know.

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