Song Parodies -> The Things We Do For Drugs

Original Song Title:	"The Things We Do For Love"
Original Performer:	10 CC

Parody Song Title:	"The Things We Do For Drugs"
Parody Written by:	Alvin Rhodes

too many drunks die of cirrhosis of the liver
too many broken minds from takin' ecstasy
smoke cigarettes, and you will pay the price
the things we do for drugs...the things we do for drugs

intoxication is no answer to your problems
you smoke a number and you're in the twilight zone
the crack pipe burns, and then your heart shuts down
the things we do for drugs...the things we do for drugs

like wrackin' up your brain, doncha know
when your teeth start to go
or you're feelin' like some part of you is dyin'
as you're cookin' up some heroin, tonight
your mind is gonna break up
and there ain't no way to make up

ooh...some people love 'em
ooh....the price they pay
ooh...soon they are crawlin' up the wall

if folks were wise, they'd surely stop this situation
agree to let them be...to never more take part
but some will fall, but that's no big surprise
the things we do for drugs
the things we do for drugs
the things we do for drugs
the things we do for drugs

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Johnny D - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment

....heh heh, we're all hooked on the hardest drug there is --- "amiright parodoxide". Take 555 mg and guffaw me in the morning.

Know 1 can hear you dream - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Johnny: Amiright Parodoxide! Is that what you have in your CPAP unit instead of oxygen? :-)

AFW - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Good message song..5's

alvin rhodes - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment

thanks all

Johnny D - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Indeed, Peter, and jumpin' jack flash it's a gas gas gas.

Stuart McArthur - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment

excellent! some very tight and clever wordplay Alvin - esp. first line - 555

alvin rhodes - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment

thanks stuart

John Barry - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment

I just found this. Laughing my ass of at the title. 5s

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Song Parodies -> The Things We Do For Drugs

"The Things We Do For Love"

10 CC

"The Things We Do For Drugs"

Alvin Rhodes

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