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Song Parodies -> "I'm NOT a SLUG!"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Not In Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

10cc

Parody Song Title:

"I'm NOT a SLUG!"

Parody Written by:

Smurf

The Lyrics

I'm NOT a SLUG!


I'm NOT a slug! So don't forget it!
I'm just a silly snail who's passin' through
And just because I stroll too slow
Don't get me wrong, don't think you've got it right
I'm NOT a slug, no-no
NOT a SLUG!


I slime the sidewalk, but then again
That doesn't mean I mean to mess it up
So if you fall, don't make a fuss
Don't tell your friends about the icky stuff
I'm NOT a SLUG, no-no
NOT a SLUG!

Be quiet, big snails don't cry
Big snails don't cry
Big snails don't cry
Big snails don't cry
Big snails don't cry
Big snails don't cry
Big snails don't cry


I keep on headin' right for the mall
I have a lotta friends that slime it there
So don't you salt me! And make me mad!
I know you know I really taste so good - (you see)
I'm NOT a SLUG! no-no
NOT a SLUG!


I'm NOT a slug! So don't forget it!
I'm just a silly snail who's passin' through
And just because I stroll too slow
Don't get me wrong, don't think you've got it right
I'm NOT a SLUG! I'm NOT a SLUG!

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Wild Man - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
That gave me a chuckle.
Jay W - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent job considering you're working with invertibrate material.
Meriadoc - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Second-best slug parody I've seen on this site! ;-)

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