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Song Parodies -> "The Things We Do For Love Forward Slash Vasectomy"

Original Song Title:

"The Things We Do For Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

10 Cc

Parody Song Title:

"The Things We Do For Love Forward Slash Vasectomy"

Parody Written by:

Paul Sta Without The R

The Lyrics

Man decides, 3 kids are enough, sings:
I’ve got so many kids it makes me want to quiver
Too many jam-eaters are drifting in for tea
So many debts it isn’t very nice
The things we do for love
(The things we do for love…)

I think castration is a problem not the answer
The Doctor’s number is in me hand, I’m on the phone
I haven’t turned, it’s me operation gown,
The things we do for love
(The things we do for love…)

I’m walking like John Wayne and I’m slow
And there’s nowhere to go
I can tell, there’s a part of me that’s dying
And the swellings bringing tears to me eyes
I think we’re gonna break up
Don’t bother with your make-up…..
Ooooh you made me love you
Ooooh I did obey
Ooooh you’ve got me crawling, it’s me ball!

I’m walking like John Wayne and I’m slow
But there’s nowhere to go
I can tell, there’s a part of me that’s dying
And the swellings bringing tears to me eyes
I think we’re gonna break up
Don’t bother with your make-up
Ooooh you made me love you
Ooooh I did obey
Ooooh you’ve got me crawling, it’s me ball!

Vasectomy has surely helped the situation
I cannot disagree, but it’s tearing me apart
But after this I’m gonna fire blanks
The things we do for love
(The things we do for love…)

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alvin - March 03, 2009 - Report this comment
i laughed non-stop at this one...great job
Mark Scotti - March 03, 2009 - Report this comment
I've got four, I should have listened!!! LOL
John Barry - March 03, 2009 - Report this comment
The things we do to chubs! 15 for you 10's take-off.

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